CountFrapula

@TierZoo You should do an angel tier list.

I understand the impulse to be like "omg biblically accurate angel confirmed" but surely this shape is because of the lens itself right? Like, alpha centauri also isn't literally shaped like a four pointed star even though the photos look that way

@philosophymeme0 I disagree with the anti natalist and the whole "life is suffering" crowd. It's the philosophy of learned helplessness losers who would rather not play the grand game of life. Piss on 'em.

@lady_valor_07 Seth Rogan

@HandyGingerGal What if you look atrocious in it. That waist line looks pretty tight, and it'd look unflattering on most people. What if people see you out and think "damn, look at that beer gut?" Also, the arm straps look like they'd be a pain in the ass. Also, no pockets

It's $24. Talk me out of it.

@ihysosa Anyone ever been pronouncing a word incorrectly for a while because it's one you've only ever read, never heard?

When Kai had to google words every few seconds when he was reading 😭

@liljay11k Imagine the Roman empire and Jesus existing and you're still a damn caveman.

@0xleegenz You think that last fish is thinking "damn, that one got me fuller than I thought he would"?

"Either increase sacrifice or reduce desire"

@mask_bastard That they're not going back to traditional dungeons. I couldn't get into the last two zelda games because of that.

What do you hate about Zelda games?

@Domii_Torello @Eduardo74933501 Man, you must hang out with a lot of losers.

@Eduardo74933501 Y???? Conozco a más mujeres que si pudieran volver a elegir, hubiesen preferido no ser madres que a mujeres arrepentidas por no tener. En mi familia casi ninguna mujer tuvo hijos y ninguna se arrepintió jamás 🤷🏻‍♀️

@ThrillaRilla369 Bologna sandwich. Fry it up, lightly melt the American cheese, throw some lettuce, tomato, onion, potato chips, mayo and mustard. If I had to choose between eating a bologna sandwich every day for 7 days or a steak, I'd choose the sandwich.

A poor people food that you will eat no matter how rich you get

@etginlik I'll be honest. I don't understand the fear of pepper spray being legal. They're moderately effective in breaking contact from a would be attacker and they're actually a lot safer than the other options I would recommend for self-defense.

Yurt dışında bir firma, tacizcilerin yüzünü boyayan spreyi satışa sundu. ▬ Gözleri yakıyor. ▬ Boya yüzden günlerce çıkmayarak kimliği ifşa ediyor.

@RealestMemes_ Balls Monkey Ball

@MatNuclear Nah, they know what they're doing. They know they're misrepresenting something. They do it all the time and intentionally.

He’s trying to help her leave, you guys are so dumb.

@jayfosterlaw @Devin_J_Monahan Lol, ok bud.

@CountFrapula3rd @Devin_J_Monahan "Dirty fighting" as you put it will not work. Your "knee in the balls" is a fantasy.

The rise of MMA effectively ended the mysticism around "martial arts" things like "death touch" dont exist blocking multiple strikes is for movies, not real life No one says "hiyah!" in real life multiple kicks makes you easy to take down there are no secret ninja moves

@jayfosterlaw @Devin_J_Monahan Dirty fighting is a valid strategy. It's not about "death touch", it's about using all advantages typically disallowed. That being said, if I'm fighting someone, provided the opportunity arises, I'm going to knee you in the balls as often as I can.

@Devin_J_Monahan It wouldn't matter if someone is trained in your supposed death touches, this doesn't exist. It doesn't work in an actual fight and when I throw someone onto their head on concrete & then mount them, their bite or eye gouge is not happening. It's just fantasy.

@FenixAmmunition I'm ashamed to admit it, but I carry a Walther PP when I wear formal clothes.

Conversations from behind the firewall

@Xagreat001 He's a poonicorn

In 2014, an Indian man named Shyam Lal Yadav bumped his head, after which a small lump began to grow on his scalp. For several years, his local barber regularly trimmed the growth. However, despite frequent cutting, it continued to enlarge and eventually developed into a 10-centimeter-long, horn-like protrusion. The unusual growth, medically known as a sebaceous horn (also called "devil's horn"), is a rare tumor-like lesion made of keratin — the same protein found in fingernails and hair. These horns typically appear on areas such as the face, hands, ears, or scalp. When the horn became too large and difficult to manage, Shyam Lal Yadav sought medical help at Bhagyoday Tirth Hospital in Sagar. Neurosurgeons, led by Dr. Vishal Gajbhiye, successfully removed the growth. The doctor explained that the lump had started growing after the head injury five years earlier. Although sebaceous horns are often benign, doctors always check for any malignant potential. In this case, surgeons first trimmed the horn and then performed a deeper procedure to remove the root and prevent recurrence. Skin grafting was done immediately to cover the wound. Shyam spent 10 days in the hospital recovering, and a biopsy later confirmed that the growth was non-cancerous. Due to the rarity of such a large sebaceous horn, the details of this case were submitted to the International Journal of Surgery

@mrmikeMTL I usually laugh and respond that I know. If we're in conflict I'd probably retort that they're bland, mediocre, and anything else I could comment on otherwise would just be a list of their deficits and inadequacies. Most of which go without saying due to being self-evident.

if someone tells you, "you're weird," what would you reply with...

@QueenAnticommie Psychotic implies being in an active state of psychosis. Being "psychotic" is for many people a temporary state, depending on what's causing it. Hell, a UTI can cause a bout of psychosis. Your question is ignorant at best, disegenuinely loaded for purpose of manipulation at worse

Should people be in the medical field that are psychotic?

@ManlyBadassHero Rewatching the original Fullmetal Alchemist. Still holds up all these years later.

hey, how you doing?