Batista bomb

Came here to run away lol

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@PopCrave @AP This I agree with

Brenda Song tells @AP that her Disney Channel 'Mount Rushmore' is: • Raven Symone • Miley Cyrus • Hilary Duff • Selena Gomez • Dylan & Cole Sprouse

@ComfortLolaa Just put it in jail

How do I stop a child from stealing? She’s just 6 years old, but she steals like an expert, covers her tracks perfectly, and denies it with teary eyes so much that you start to feel bad for her and even second-guess yourself as an adult.

@nwjnsev I hate yall

i’m sorry but karlee has to be one of the best soloists to come out of dream academy, can we please give her her flowers?

the first prostitute ever was so damn powerful she was just like this pussy ain't free

Uber needs a "how did it smell?" option because it is getting ridiculous.😭😭🤚🏾

bad bitches are born in: Jan, Feb, Mar, June, Aug, Oct. badder bitches are born in: Dec, Sep, Apr, May, July, Nov.

@spinboutU_ @kittysoqueen “Bbl Drizzy they want a new body they ask me for it” lol this man redefined the meaning 😭

@CourtneeHendrix Poor Michelle

You see where we at right now in the world?

@420yari Be yourself

Happy Easter

You’re doing this for aesthetic but we genuinely had to wear this as uniform in middle school

@Big_Dreez89 Please stfu

Why y’all ain’t tell me C-sections was just for girls who had STDs 🧐?

@mattdj00 Idk it’s not as funny with others who not black say it tho

genuinely wondering but would you classify “you the birthday” as AAVE or is it just something black people + others have started saying online

So if I got a husband at home, and 2 side niggas I shouldn’t care if my friend fuck wit my side nigga? Yall out yall rabbit ass mind 😭😭😭😭😭

Imagine feeling so beautiful posting your wedding video and a _meera__abdul gets on twitter saying she would’ve crashed out if she was you

@xoveyoncee u the girl fucking the text man for texts

if you find this funny ik for a fact you not funny fr😭😭

government fuckin everybody and folks just wanna show you they pay more than you for shit they shouldn’t be. we never gon win 😂😂😂

My friends hate you anyway