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"The man who watches the woman without declaring his intentions, ends up fetching water at her wedding."
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Japhetha Waitina
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Japhetha Waitina
@Currie_Powder
Jamathoga High class of '72, Farmer, all round Twitter Expert, and Husband to many
Republic of Rongai Присоединился Şubat 2010
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Been holdong my breath for 45min. Hii kitu itanipea blood pressure
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Nairobi middle class hawasumbuliwi na hii. Wacha waskie XS ina face insolvency. Ndio utajua wanaume wanaeza changa pesa hii Nairobi.
Pesa Wall@PesaWall
Sabina Joy Bar and Restaurant is facing insolvency suit over alleged Sh1.4m debt owed to KopoKopo.
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@CharlieOgada Please read the sentence again, sloooowlllly, then see if you understand it better
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@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Kindly share feedback on how someone who is outside Kenya, in a country where Safaricom roaming is not available is meant to log into the "My OneApp" using Safaricom Internet.
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Still waiting for this feedback @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC otherwise do share a way in which I can move my funds from my Mpesa line to either Airtel Money or back to my bank
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DSTV, KPLC and the Rain ealk into a bar.
The bartender asks, "is this a joke?"
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Had such a vested interest in this response. Anyway I'm not laughing because it is funny, I am laughing because I can relate
Waigoko Kimengemenge@jrobah
Ukikunywa zile Yoghurt mbaya za Nakuru during stopover ya matatu halafu ushikwe na mharo njiani uambie dere asimame kando ya msitu ndio utajua umuhimu wa Vest
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Hyena bafu ndani, ndo upatane na hyena nje
WARÚHIÚ@kamauwaruhiu
If you dnt fear hyenas there is a very nice place called kwa-mido behind KARI forest two bedroom is only 4500 ,lakini choo na bafu Iko innje.
Wallahi South African criminals are now working abroad
BRICS News@BRICSinfo
JUST IN: 🇮🇹 Armed robbers attack cash-in-transit van on highway in southern Italy in broad daylight.
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Liverpool went from winning this game to being actual clowns 😂😂
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That was the same way Liverpool beat us in August.
Liverpool will now be looking for fouls in any area Szoboszlai can take a freekick
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Officially, Dominik Szoboszlai is the best freekick taker in the league for sure
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