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Let's do some calculations, not just speculations, for farming and wishes like the president himself, who wishes for Singapore but turns Kenya into a modern Burundi. Let's start with the last elections: In Mount Kenya, he received almost 3.5 million votes. In Western, he got almost 1 million votes. From Nyanza, he garnered nearly 500,000 votes, while Raila secured 1.6 million votes. This means Ruto's total in Nyanza is approximately 2 million votes, but remember, the region won't vote for him as a bloc. In North Eastern, he didn't receive many votes but is making efforts to improve his standing; he got about 200,000 votes, while Raila received nearly 300,000 votes. In Rift Valley, which is his stronghold, he obtained almost 2.6 million votes, while Raila got almost 1 million votes. In the Coast region, he received about 300,000 votes compared to Raila's 400,000 votes. In Nairobi, he secured 600,000 votes, while Raila got 800,000. My Turn: Now, let’s take a step back. You mentioned that we should not involve ourselves with WANTAM, and I am generous enough to find a mathematical way to help you understand this beyond mere speculation. Come with me, as you have asked us not to hop on the WANTAM bandwagon and to think critically, not involve ourselves in the politics of hate and utopia, but the numbers don't lie, my friend. Let’s start with Mount Kenya, which presents many challenges for Kasongo. The irony of Mount Kenya politics is that they were among the loudest voices during the 2022 elections. There was a moment when one of my many brothers from the mountain called a press conference after Uhuru, whom I refer to as a "thief" (and I apologize to anyone offended by this characterization; if you think clearly, you'll see he acted with both sympathy and empathy—like a rat that bites you and then breezes over the wound so it doesn’t hurt). Our Kamwana told the people of Mount Kenya that Ruto is a thief who only comes to kill, steal, and destroy. Yet, in a press conference, a Mount Kenya resident declared, "Huyo huyo mwizi ndio tunataka zaidi."Currently, there are 7.3 million registered voters in the region. If we assume Ruto receives 1 million votes from Mount Kenya, that would mean 6 million voters are not supporting him. In the North Eastern region, where he has spent most of his time promising the people wine while delivering scorching heat that depletes their soil and takes away their harvest, there are approximately 600,000 registered voters. We can allocate 400,000 votes to Ruto and 200,000 votes to the opposition. In Nyanza, where he has carried the promises he made to the Mount Kenya people in the last election, which they recently and painfully discovered were just hot air, and he was chased away like a bad omen from the Mountain, there are about 3 million registered voters in Nyanza. We can give Ruto 1.5 million votes and the opposition 1 million votes, because Luos, no matter how much you lie to them, will always follow Baba's direction, and, as it stands, no direction was given before the old man left us; may his memories be a blessing. Rift Valley, where he declared himself the king of the Valley. I have no idea who gives these politicians these titles, but I am being told this is his stronghold, where even if he doesn't bring any development, the people will submit to him. The region has 5.5 million registered voters. Ruto received 2.6 million votes in the last election; let's allocate 3.5 million votes to him and 1.5 million votes to the opposition. The Coast Region, which has the potential to become the Dubai of Africa, but guess what: children of peasants have been turned into end-users of drugs, and the leaders have no mission or vision, I even suspect they too consume these drugs. I have a friend there who recently lost his father, who happens to be my unknown relative, who was a thief and a drug peddler. May he go straight to hell and rot there. Kasongo has worked hard there; the only problem is that he is already familiar with Kiswahili, and he couldn't use that, like the way he was forced to learn the Kikuyu dialect to properly lie to Kikuyus, so he reverted to singing like them, hoping to garner more votes come 2027. He even signed Joho from ODM, the ambassador of Bongo music in Kenya. The region has almost 1 million registered voters. We should give Ruto 600,000 votes and the opposition 300,000 votes. Western Kenya, the sleeping lion, the region that went to sleep and felt there was no need to vote again after their very prominent leader, Wamalwa Kijana, died in circumstances that can only be whispered in the corridors of power, me, I heard it was that virus that Europeans brought to us that took him, but since then, Western Kenya has never been the same with very visionless leaders, instead of talking about sugar companies and paper factories plus maize millers, they are talking about our boys are in the government, doing what exactly! Anyway, the region has nearly 3.5 million registered voters. Let's assign 1 million votes to Ruto and 2 million votes to the opposition. Kisii and Nyamira, these brothers and sisters of mine, whom I happen to have known since I relocated to Kondele, are very friendly until you make them angry by mentioning things they don't like in soprano; together, they have about 3 million registered voters. We can give Ruto 700,000 votes and the opposition 2 million votes. Nairobi, the capital city, has the most enlightened people in Kenya, but they still align themselves in tribal bandwagons. I don't know why. They have been the ones calling for change, but they can't even come together to get rid of their government, which has stolen from them right, left, and center, treating them like rags, bad roads, no street lights, just vibes and chill. The governor once poured what I am being told was human waste outside one of their offices, and guess what? Nothing happened. He literally shit on their home and asked them, "mtado?" and they did nothing, saying that Kenya Power is fighting the governor. The city is filthy, people are urinating almost anywhere, houses and even markets are being taken down, and the people keep running to their jobs as if nothing is happening. When you try to tell one of them how bad their governor is, they tell you, "Kila mtu anajua chenye ilimleta hii Nairobi." Ooops! They believe they can change Kenya, which is true, but time will tell. They have almost 3.5 million registered voters. Let's allocate 1 million votes to the tax collector and 2 million votes to the opposition. My brother, give me your numbers, not the rhetoric that you have been told to post here to give hope to criminals that they will have 5 more years to steal, threaten, abduct, and kill Kenyans.✌️

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