Allukas Revenge

@jaaames888 Make sure u wipe ur mouth wen ur done 💀💀💀💀

@D4ATHisQuick I made a simple observation

A symptom of not dating Black Women cus’ there was no need to take his durag off.

@hellokittyheav @WhitemanRev @ladyperpetuall

@WhitemanRev @D4ATHisQuick @ladyperpetuall "speaking retarded" ok whitey mcfly.

“And you gonna learn her name”. I believe teachers haven't changed. They just do it differently.

@MarkinSTL66 @talizo07 @Melanie865503 Yes u dumbass

@talizo07 @Melanie865503 They have semi trucks in South East Asia?

My daughter brought her new boyfriend to Sunday dinner last month. He’s 24, works at a COMMERCIAL TIRE SHOP, and has grease permanently stained into his cuticles. He didn’t say much, just ate three servings of my pot roast and nodded a lot. After they left, I told my wife I wished my daughter would date someone with a bit more ambition. Someone who didn't look like they just crawled out from under a semi-truck. Two weeks later, my alternator died on the shoulder of Route 9 during a torrential downpour. I called AAA, but the wait time was two hours. My daughter must have seen my text in the family group chat because twenty minutes later, her boyfriend's beat-up Chevy truck pulled up behind me. He didn't have a raincoat. He just got straight to work in the pouring rain, leaning over my engine bay while semi-trucks flew past at 70 miles per hour, spraying us with dirty highway water. It took him forty-five minutes of wrestling with a rusted bolt to get the spare part in. When he finished, he was soaked to the bone and shivering. I pulled out my wallet and tried to hand him two hundred dollars. He looked at the cash, then looked at me, and gently pushed my hand away. He said, "Sir, you don't pay family. Just make sure your daughter gets home safe tonight." I sat in my dry, warm car on the drive home feeling incredibly small. I had judged his worth by the dirt under his fingernails, completely missing the size of his heart.

@ArynneWexler Shordy the joke was trash and clearly she’s never heard of cool runnings 💀💀

Trigger warning for snowflakes

@newstart_2024 That’s not sociopath that test is for psychopaths 💀💀💀💀

Megyn Kelly dropped a 30-second sociopath test on Andrew Schulz that actually works. A man shows up at a funeral, locks eyes with a woman by the casket… then a week later he kills her mother. Why? Normal brains twist for a minute trying to solve it. Sociopaths? They answer instantly: “So he could see her again.” No hesitation. No moral friction. Just the fastest path. One in four people supposedly tick that box. Andrew breathing a sigh of relief after getting it wrong was pure gold. This isn’t just a party trick, it’s a wild window into how differently some minds are wired. Makes you wonder who you’ve sat next to that sees the world like this. What was your first guess?

@HamzaOday775 @realMaalouf So does Adderall 😂😂😂

@realMaalouf This is not a drug and has no relation to drugs; this khat enhances focus and stimulates increased activity.

In Yemen, 90% of men and 50% of women chew khat daily. A quarter of all their household income is spent on this plant. Alcohol is haram, but they are all drug addicts. Make it make sense.

@PhoenixVisaVis @WhitemanRev @ladyperpetuall Thoroughly*

@PhoenixVisaVis @WhitemanRev @ladyperpetuall Dude understands like 10 words throughly. You’d have an easier time communicating with a pig 😂😂😂

@WhitemanRev @ladyperpetuall I guess he had a tough time reading or something 😂😂

@WhitemanRev @ladyperpetuall Well duh they learned from retards…… you don’t see the white teacher right there? 😂😂😂😂 of course not ur a fuckin idiot

@theMakarioz lol it literally takes less than 5mins to print a receipt for the work done. How are Americans so gahdamn stupid 💀💀

A woman wanted documentation from her dental appointment before leaving the office, but the disagreement that followed escalated into a police response and eventually a felony arrest 😭💀

@CheckMeOut_Ha @ReaNanny99425 Keep shuckin n jivin for masa cooon 💀💀💀💀

@ReaNanny99425 He actually wasn’t protecting shit😂😂😂 my black people in this comments so ignorant!!this is why other races think we slow , that man that’s recording is not a bad guy he actually fight for people rights!! this nigga doing to much making us look ignorant as usual

Black man PROTECTS Black women from harassment

@ashleyschendel @Com_mon_Sen_sed As a man who was a child at a point, yes if u walk into a bathroom with urinals that are right beside the stalls, u are seeing peen no matter what because ur literally standing at ball height………

Sounds like a parenting opportunity. There is no way that there were a bunch of men waving their things out ready for the kids to come in. That doesn’t happen. Parents treat kids like they just can’t understand things. It is very easy to have conversations with your kids and explain things. Men’s restrooms have urinals. Whoopty Doo. Clear it out just like they do the women’s restrooms.

I know people are split on this, but I’m not. My husband and my dad would’ve never walked into a women’s restroom. Ever. When our daughter was little and I wasn’t with them, my husband took her into the men’s room. Did he love it? No. Are men’s bathrooms usually gross? Yes. But public bathrooms are gross in general. Nobody is sitting down comfortably in either one like they’re at home. I wish every place had a family restroom. That would solve a lot of this. But they don’t, and you still have to make the best decision in the moment. For me, that decision is not a grown man going into the women’s restroom. If the concern is cleanliness, then are we saying dads should start bringing little boys into the women’s restroom too? Because little boys are also children. They also deserve clean bathrooms. That argument falls apart pretty fast. Use the men’s stall. Stand guard. Bring wipes. Bring sanitizer. Put toilet paper down. If you’re worried about stall gaps, keep a towel or blanket in the car. It may not be ideal, but parenting is full of “not ideal.” Men do not belong in women’s restrooms. And I don’t think that should be controversial.

@clerpatriot Like buddy ur joking right? 😂😭 not even the Botox or nose job is saving you. Pack it up quick. I could fit all of pie on your forehead 💀💀💀💀💀

@clerpatriot Shordy has no mirrors in her house that’s the only explanation for this bold ass post 🤣🤣

The biggest scandal in American history wasn’t Watergate, Epstein, or any election steal. It was convincing millions of people that Michelle Obama is beautiful. Does ANYONE actually believe that? Or are we all just supposed to pretend?

@mom_upstate LOL it’s 2026 we have equality now. I Shordies wanna make more money go pick up a fuckin hammer and for the men serving….. ur a bitch I’m ngl 🤣

I guess I’m just confused when 40% became the expected tip amount? I thought 20-25% was perfectly fine. 40% is almost half my meal???

@jaaames888 @stfuayen Ur on the internet talking about other niggas like a female……. But black men have feminine tendencies??? 🤣🤣 get up and go to work u fucking bum

@stfuayen Black males have extremely feminine tendencies I've noticed. From your hair insecurities to your obssesion with shoes. The result of a culture revolving around absent fathers

@Richard_Vixen U mfs are so damn stupid it hurts. If you’re so afraid of men and the outside world then stay a recluse and fucking shop online you absolute fucking losers. Just a hindrance to society………

1. It’s a store for WOMEN 2. It sells lingerie as well as normal bras, underwear, and pajamas. It’s not a sex shop. Men stay OUT