Milton McButterworth

@RealTTBoy just named my golf cart “TeeTeeBoy” please give it a blessing and anytime you are on the gulf coast let’s go play a round on me!

Over the Pass, @JeremyCorbell not sure who to share it with

@jimandsamshow She looks like Dr Zaius

Authorities issue warrant for Alabama corrections officer who disappeared with inmate: What we know #JimAndSam usatoday.com/story/news/nat…

@McDonalds moldy bun! Never again!

@JohnFricke you guys are awesome, keep up the good work!

@JohnFricke youtu.be/lul-Y8vSr0I Shatner singing Rocket Man is his best role

@AustinDingus muff salad and ball n cheese

@AustinDingus and who the fuck is Cullen

@AustinDingus forgot they had a baby land

@AustinDingus that's a cool shirt brah

@AustinDingus twere, twere. I wonder what that fuckers doing? Maybe he is sitting at the right hand of the weenis dog

@AustinDingus remember the giraffe pussy guy asked us, "who y'all sposed to be? The Beatles?"

@AustinDingus nah muthafucka my diarrhea!

@AustinDingus frothy diarrhea is just the pits

@AustinDingus I agree. At least I have socks on, a little reassurance

@AustinDingus I just came ridiculously close to shitting my pants

@Andy_Richter a bum asked me "what's the best nation in the world?" I say, "urination" his reply "donation" wasn't as funny, I peed on him

@AustinDingus remember the candy Bonkers?

@AustinDingus it seems strange to get boners from reading stuff