❖ 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐄𝐘 𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐍𝐍 .ᐟ

❖ been studying today so I apologize for my absence .ᐟ gonna make it up tomorrow < 3

ᅟᅟ .( ɴ ) sғᴡ , ɴᴏᴛ ɴᴇᴡ ᴛᴏ ʀᴘ / ғᴀɴᴅᴏᴍ ɪɴᴅɪᴇ ᴘᴏʀᴛʀᴀʏᴀʟ .sᴇᴍɪ-ʟɪᴛ/ᴅᴇsᴄ 〔 #DCRP 〕 ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ♡ ／ ↻ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ɪɴꜰᴏ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ↓ ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ Azmuth.⠀ ᅟ

@FlightRisk_exe @M4GGIIIgesperrt Too big sadly, u sure they’re not yours .ᐣ

@M4GGIIIgesperrt @DOLAUGHAHA this one of yours?

Ok wer von euch hat seine titten verloren

Jiggle your boobies for me 6 7 style

‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍: ̗̀ 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐓𝐄 as the （ 𝗠̲𝗼̲𝗼̲𝗻 ） ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ ⦅ #𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐥𝐑𝐏 ☾ #𝐌𝐕𝐑𝐏 ⦆ ‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍ “ 𝐈 want the 𝙀𝙉𝙀𝙈𝙔 to see coming — and be 𝐀̶𝐅̶𝐑̶𝐀̶𝐈̶𝐃！ ” ‍‍ ‍‍

𝑩𝒂𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒂. "Look at me, do I look like I have any interest in children? Now making them, that’s another story." Independent portrayal of Bayonetta. | #MVRP | #DMCRP | MDNI | Lewd DNI.

❖ i don’t expect others to match my length or even reply at all. if someone drops a thread, i’m fine with it, it’s really not a big deal. i’m pretty relaxed about it.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ the dismissal rolls off her like water off a duck ; she’s had worse reception trying to pet hyenas at the zoo. this woman never met a brick wall she didn’t immediately befriend. “ a carousel, sugar! y’know ” her hands spiral upward in demonstration, fingers twirling like she’s conducting an invisible orchestra of pure chaos. “ one’a them spinny ride things at the fair with the pretty horses that go round’n’round’n’round till ya can’t tell up from sideways ” the explanation tumbles out bright and breathless and she’s already moving : because standing still was never really her forte. she backs up a step, then two, arms spreading wide like she’s about to take flight or possibly just fall backward into a cartwheel. “ like this, but with a really strong ” ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ she spins. too hard, too fast, too harley ; the world blurs into streaks of color and she’s laughing, actually cackling as momentum carries her directly into something solid and immovable and oh .ᐟ the collision rattles her teeth. for a split second she’s pressed against what might as well be a brick wall wearing skin, all that muscle she’d spotted earlier now functioning as a very effective stopping point. she bounces back like a rubber ball, stumbles once, catches herself with the grace of a cat who absolutely meant to fall off that counter, actually. doesn’t even blink. “ see .ᐟ ” she’s grinning up at him now, swaying slightly, dizzy in the best way. dusts off her shoulders like she just walked through a doorway and not into a person. “ that’s the idea, ’cept usually there’s music an’ ya don’t run into nothin’ ” beat. the smile turns absolutely luminous. “ so whaddya say, hot stuff .ᐣ give a girl a twirl .ᐣ ” ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

a pffft sound as her tongue lolled out to stick at him, the bat tossed up and caught again to rest on her shoulder. “whateva ya say. where’d they even get ya from.ᐣ ye’re like a walkin’ carousel. spin meh big man.ᐟ” just like that, the bat is tossed aside, arms shooting up like a kid begging for a ride. No survival instincts whatsoever.

@GodofElmStreet ❖ HAHAHAH SHES AMAZING. I loved the movie. It’s the classic plus she looked fantastic in it. < 3

ㅤ ✎ |:| To that one Harley that's using the old animated suicide squad movie for caps thank you it made my day ㅤ

the blonde shrugged, entirely unbothered by the fact that whatever had just come out of her mouth made little to no sense,but now that he’d actually asked. “how would i know.ᐣ sounds cool though, don’it.ᐣ i got my own goons, now we all goon. a big criminal family .ᐟ ” help.

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ “ we all goon here .ᐟ ” just learnt that word has no idea what it means. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

ouch .ᐟ Get off meh ya’ Grumpy Centipede.ᐟ ( winds the bat back without hesitation, swinging it in a vicious arc aimed directly between his legs ;the height difference makes it almost too easy, really. An eye for an eye, after all. )

❖ im here to make funny crossovers and actually laugh and not ship and romance all the time. idk about yall though-

❖ about to ask sukuna if he has two d as harley- wish her luck. 🫡

.ᐣ side eye .ᐣ the f-

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ is leaning in to place a kiss on your muses cheek . ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀