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#MUFC could make 11 Galactico signings, it doesn't matter. It's always #GlazersOut

Women: I want to go for a run. Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped. Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage. Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped. Women: I want to live alone. Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too. Women: What about going to the park? Society: Dangerous. Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then. Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times. Women: I was raped. Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.

My cousin loves embarrassing people at family dinners. Especially me. Ever since I hit puberty, she’s had something to say about my skin, my weight, my clothes. Always disguised as a “joke.” Last weekend at a family BBQ, I grabbed a burger and she laughed, “Wow… going for seconds already? That confidence needs to be studied.” A couple people chuckled. I smiled like it didn’t bother me. But honestly, it did. Before I could say anything, my dad looked up from his plate and said, “Funny hearing confidence advice from someone who deletes every photo if it gets less than 20 likes.” Dead silence. My cousin’s face dropped instantly. Nobody laughed this time. My dad handed me the ketchup and said, “Eat in peace. People who are happy with themselves don’t try to humiliate others.”

Got lost in an underground subway in London, my paper bag was ripped open and my stuff hanging out, nobody was ready to talk to me, an aged lady walk up to me, helped me with a nylon bag to put my stuff in, showed me where to find my train, I appreciated her with so many ‘thank yous’ she smiled and disappeared into the crowd.

I missed the last train in Seoul once. Phone at 3%. Didn’t speak Korean. It was raining, freezing, and I had no idea where I was supposed to go. I tried calling an Uber but my card kept failing because of my bank fraud protection. Perfect timing. I was standing outside the station looking completely defeated when this older woman walked up to me and started speaking Korean. I told her I didn’t understand. She pulled out her phone translator and typed:“You are lost?” I nodded. She asked where I was staying, looked at the address, then motioned for me to follow her. This woman walked me almost 15 minutes through side streets, holding her umbrella over both of us while I apologized every thirty seconds. When we got to my hotel, I tried offering her cash for helping me. She looked genuinely offended. Typed into the translator again:“If my son was lost somewhere, I hope someone helps him too.” Then she bowed and walked away in the rain before I could even process what happened. Some places still treat strangers like human beings first.

BREAKING: Man United's Bruno Fernandes named Football Writers' Association Footballer of the Year 🔴🏆🇵🇹

You ever noticed that it’s socially acceptable to tell poor people how to spend their money? But when we ask the rich to stop hoarding wealth, the response is always “it’s their money.”

How do we know we're in late stage capitalism? Helicopters carrying *SICK CHILDREN* cannot land at Seattle *CHILDRENS HOSPITAL* because the affluent owners of nearby properties don't like the noise. *SICK CHILDREN* have to land a mile away and be transported by ambulance to the hospital, as to not inconvenience the RICH folks The amount of hateful losers on this post blaming "Liberals" for the actions of one of the most conservative neighborhoods in the state is absolutely wild.

A lesson on social democracy that is not from a lying billionaire.

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession. Carry on.

A grandmother in Missouri is pushing for a new law that would require drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent. (Bentley's Law)

Palestinians have been reporting for YEARS that they are being raped by trained dogs in Israeli dungeons. FOR YEARS they have given testimony on it despite the cultural taboo on sexual assault. But NOW when a former IOF soldier admits it’s happening, you finally believe it??

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Christianity is the religion that spent centuries: 1, Defending slavery 2, Burning people alive for wrongthink 3, Launching holy wars 4, Threatening eternal torture for thought crimes 5, Worshipping a God who drowned the entire planet and killed firstborn babies It's just one blood-soaked Bronze Age cult that got really good marketing. Every other religion has its own bullshit, but don't pretend yours is special. It's not. It's just the one you're addicted to.

No immigrant stole your job. You were laid off by a capitalist who wanted cheap labor and took advantage of that immigrant to increase his profits, and nothing makes him happier than watching you blame the worker instead of him.

The year is 1999. Manchester United have just beaten Bayern Munich in the final minutes, in what was an unlikely win, to clinch the Champions League & complete the unprecedented treble. Every United fan is delirious. Some were laughing, others were jumping and hugging each other. Suddenly the camera zooms in. In a corner sat a man with a United T-shirt who looked angry and was muttering to himself. The behavior was odd for someone whose team had just won the treble. Immediately the producers asked their reporter to interview him. The reporter approached the man asked him why he looked desolate despite his team winning the CL? The man turned to the camera and said: "Bayern Munich produced more shots, more xG, more possession, more time in opponents half, more attacking actions than Manchester United. Then how can I be happy with the result?"

"violence isn't the answer" only gets said when oppressed people start fighting back, not when the oppression is happening

@Saganismm Religious indoctrination of a child is one of the most disgusting things parents do today

“A child is not a Christian child, not a Muslim child, but a child of Christian parents or a child of Muslim parents. This latter nomenclature, by the way, would be an excellent piece of consciousness-raising for the children themselves. A child who is told she is a 'child of Muslim parents' will immediately realize that religion is something for her to choose -or reject- when she becomes old enough to do so.” ― Richard Dawkins, The God Delusion

Only proper response when people use the Bible as an excuse for their prejudices