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@lynxgirlpaws goes hard

@lynxgirlpaws lake michigan looks like the caribbean in the summer, it's like a turquoise to sapphire blue when the sun's out

@DakoAlt Fuck it I'm gonna go to the ocean again on an hour bc I can and it's pretty and peaceful

Those five days of unmatched social interaction, exercise and wonder were nice. Anyways back to being an online loser

@lynxgirlpaws that's the revelation of serenity I feel when I'm not sitting inside all day lol

@DakoAlt I also became a 20x more interesting person for it. For example, I biked to a beach everyone else drove to. Got lost on the way back (and a little on the way there), had to talk to locals, went over a bridge. My ass hurt but it was so liberating biking over a bridge on the sea

@lynxgirlpaws "history of human thought boring as hell"

Did you know? I'm going to college for history, so if YouTube doesn't work out - this will actually just straight up be me in ten years? Heartwarming news!

@lynxgirlpaws Oh hey dere bud, don't ferget da leftovers! I put 'em in dis here Miracle Whip container so ya don't leave empty-handed

I got midwest trapped

@lynxgirlpaws bäzingën

Die Nervige Orange die nervige Orange: Hey apfel, apfel, apfel, hey apfel- Der Apfel: WAS?!?!? die nervige Orange: das Messer!

@ispepsiokae "give me your check, I'm gonna put it all on red"

what do pop figure collectors say to their next of kin when they find out they spent probably over 60k of possible college tuition to show off things like jonkle fuck (venomized edition)

having tea for the first time in years. this shit sucks ass doodoo shit water

@lynxgirlpaws Been following the congestion pricing recently, mind blowing how empty all the streets are. I will look forward to this next time I visit the city

This is like, one of the most pretty pictures of NYC I've ever seen??? The redditors were right, maybe Japan really is pretty explicitly because there's so few cars on the street??? guh??

The lobster or the baby fo today?

@lynxgirlpaws No Culver's though, I will not go that far, they do not deserve it

@DakoAlt honestly? if you succeed? i'd be more than happy to cede it to you. that place. fucking sucks

I think this is the most terrible, eerie, soulless city in this state and I'm not joking. On the street only maybe three people seemed to have a soul, or even think about anything but money. It has the aesthetics of luxury but no joy to back it up. They seem terrified. Stay away.

@lynxgirlpaws I have my ways, I will midwestify this hamlet of eldritch despair

@DakoAlt someone said "hi" and I said "hi! lovely weather, 'eh?". he said. "good, how're you?".

@lynxgirlpaws I'll go there myself and make some small talk in queue lines, the clouds will part and the birds will chirp

@DakoAlt This place. is NOT New England. i thought it was New York. but no. Greenwich is something different, and something terrible. I am still in actual shock at the empty, soulless and terrified aura of that town. The absolute lack of culture, the worshiping of wealth. vile.

@lynxgirlpaws UP-N Metra stations in Chicago have to be the most interesting that I have ridden to so far. A lot of the northern stations are within one mile of a local community beach (Last picture is Chicago Union Station, adjacent to Ogilvie Transportation Center, which serves the UP-N)

@DakoAlt look into this

Watching the aesthetics of the station platforms change from Hartford to New Haven is so interesting

@lynxgirlpaws clea,n up on aisle libural 😂😂😂

I am the woke mind virus

@lynxgirlpaws When I was a kid, I visited my great aunt's house in central Illinois during the winter, and the manager from the local gas station helped me shovel her driveway for free lmao

@DakoAlt Fr lmao

To all my american followers; always be polite. I should not be the most polite customer just by saying please and thank you and engaging in small talk with someone. Do better >:(

@lynxgirlpaws love this shit, the hinds cat soup

i love mustard