DRY II
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🚨#BREAKING: The actor who ended up playing Joe Biden's body double for nearly two years will turn state's evidence to avoid jail time, according to sources close to the FBI's investigation.
"The suspect was hired to stand in one place for ten minutes," said a Special Agent. "That's how it began."
Before he knew it, the subject was sitting behind the Resolute Desk and taking calls from foreign leaders.
"A birthday party impressionist ended up the leader of the free world, if only for a few minutes here and there."
Dozens of West Wing staffers were complicit in pulling off the ruse.
"The whole building had to be in on it."
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Makai lemon in every interview for no reason
PHLY Eagles@PHLY_Eagles
Good morning, Eagles got a DAWG
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@AmiriKing @DavidRYatesII @dfootexlong thought this guy just posted retarded takes 24/7 but this is actually good
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@SKYHIGH123100 I asked Elon for money a few times. That's all I can think of
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@DavidRYatesII Skynet needed you hushed up during operation Epstein fury.
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“Hey buddy, I need to tell you something important. Your mother and I are going to be living in different homes. It’s something we decided together, and it’s not because of anything you did. The good news is, you’re getting two rooms, two snack spots and two Christmases going forward. We both love you a ton and that part doesn’t change at all.”

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