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@iDICEStartup The IDICE application link on your page isn’t functioning

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@ThePakuma The website Doesn’t seem to function

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Nigeria's iDICE Startup Bridge: - Grants up to ₦10M for idea-stage founders - $100K equity for post-MVP startups - Open in ALL 36 states + FCT Applications close April 20. Isn't this the most ambitious early-stage FG initiative Nigeria has rolled out in years? #startups

@sidney_sbm She knew he wanted knacks obviously why she came with a friend, for a decoy, some might want to say security but na, she picked the location herself and it’s a public space, she’s not interested in his sexual request but she still wanted the food regardless, She met her match

I’ve been talking to this girl for over two weeks, and she agreed to go on a date with me yesterday. She chose the restaurant herself, which I didn’t mind. In my head, I already had plans for how the night would go I liked her and wanted to sleep with her, since we’ve been talking about it already and I’ve been giving her signals which she was aware of it but she started acting oblivion. I got to the restaurant before she arrived. When she finally came, she brought a friend along, which surprised me because she hadn’t mentioned it. Still, I didn’t make a big deal out of it. In my mind, I was thinking I needed to get value for the money I was about to spend. After we were done with the date gimmick, I told her that she and her friend should come with me to my place in Osapa London so we could spend the night together. I didn’t sugarcoat it I said it directly, even at the table. She got upset and said I was embarrassing her. At that point, I felt like she and her friend were trying to take advantage of me, so I decided to outsmart them. I had budgeted 300k for the date, but when the bill came, it was around 600k. I asked the waiter to split the bill mine separately, and theirs together. My bill came to about 110k, which I paid. When it was time for them to pay, she started complaining. I then confronted her to pay she and her friend’s bill, and it turned into a scene that lasted about 20 minutes. Eventually, I managed to leave the place and went outside, leaving her there. When i got home yesterday I didn’t bother to ask how she and her friend cleared the bill 🤣🤣, she started cussing me sent many voice notes, text and calls which I didn’t pick so she ended up blocking me. In my opinion, if she wasn’t interested in anything beyond the date, she shouldn’t have tried to run up such a high bill.

@sidney_sbm Women defending women wrong doings as usual 🤦🏻‍♂️ A person with self worth regardless of gender does not pick fancy restaurants they can’t afford, let alone coming with a friend and ordering more than the person whom they are expecting to pay the bills. Life lessons well thought

@Ibitoye_jnr lol, you might ordering from Lagos ? Good turnaround time

Hausa Monogram designer, go whine you tire 💔

@gugaomaga He a husky 😂

@PulseNigeria247 This list must be a Zobo without Mc Zobo

AMVCA 2026: Here are the nominees for Best Digital Content Creator. Who deserves the award?

@Hrhrhrh2511441 @PulseNigeria247 Content creators not comedians per say

@PulseNigeria247 What tf does dezny actually do? I don’t find him funny

@effxzzzyy @Ezeemmanuel35 No product comes close to Apple, not even Samuel

the difference between the sound quality of the HP and a macbook is crazy.

This Nigerian is going viral for the way he controlled heavy traffic in the UK. 😂 🎥: TT/ridewifme

@_Sironyeka King shi

X is a full-time job 111M impression, congrate me🎉 I did it. Connect with all verified followers.

@StudenTLectureR Them just monetize you and you don Dey answer X growth coach

Guys I have been Monetized 🎉 🍾🤩🥳🥳🥳

I need to ball but I need one crazy Asdist from God

@chisomholic While # 32m is a lot of money to even Billionaires, this call is not about the money but about the Buzz behind the money. This is supposed to be common Knowledge

Those guys were just having fun normal men's banter. They're all worth over 200m in real life minimum, so it's not worth you think. 32m is nothing to all those guys.

@ifetemini This response shows that you are very much in touch with reality… Only the real ones understands.. respect 🫡

Baby girl, I’m typing this with love 🫣. That your boyfriend? Ehen… he might not even be paying one single kobo of that rent! While you’re thinking he’s the big boy house owner, he could actually be the official scout for the squad, sleeping on the couch like the smallest, least-ranking boy in the entire friendship circle. And the most painful part? Those his friends might just be vacating the master bedroom for him only when you visit… all in the name of “men supporting men.” E go shock you die! 😂😂 He might not be willing to send them out, not just for the reasons he mentioned. Ask him which area he likes… and rent a place for him there yourself, abi how? 🤪🫣🏃‍♀️

Most assists in the Premier League since Bruno Fernandes' debut in the competition in February 2020. 🅰️

@TheDrAfolarin Congratulations bruh, keep going

Crossed 5k followers today. Started the year with less than 2k. Crossed over 1m daily views today. Last year, my biggest daily view was 300k. Na who give up, 4k up. Clock it.

@Allezamani Well, Nigerians and defeated people

Tinubu is campaigning with electricity again, after he used it in his first term. Does this man take Nigerians for fools?

One of the dullest guy in my secondary school is a top photographer in the UK today. He married a Caucasian women about two years ago, did a badass wedding, drives a Tesla and lives in a big house. I know because I follow him on IG. He doesn't reply my message even though we were besties in best brain. I have another classmate, he was only good at math and I had to coach him in chemistry and physics for him to pass waec. He got involved in a startup or something a few years into his undergraduate days, he's a multimillionaire today with multiple properties in the country. Lastly, when I was in 300 level, there was a boy who always came to greet us in the compound, when I was moving house, I gifted him my rugs and items just to help him as he just got admission. About 2 years later, this small boy was posting his house in lekki with bad BMWs. As in terrible looking BMW's. My point is people's life can change dramatically within a few years, months even. Take a look at lobi, he used to be a nobody on X. Now everyone wants to be him.

@Wizarab10 Where does he stay? I fit organize one Deaconess for his Baptism

You dont have friends that could set you up and let you use their place?