Kennedy the Vampire Slayer

Lmao niggas out here reenacting The Deathly Hallows fight scene

MAGA went from “the war is great!” to “it’s Obama’s fault” because of how unpopular it is LMAOOOO

Nobody: Kristi Noem’s husband, when she’s not at home:

Love is love ❤️

He doesn’t even get the irony.

Nobody is in gay people’s business more than a religious man. Stopped your own bag cause you randomly thinking about gays on a Monday and had to post it. Good.

Seeing all the Christians on here act oppressed because they can’t be homophobic is so embarrassing

My friend complained about his girlfriend to me and I advised him to leave her. Today he posted “No snake can separate us.” Fair enough

Period queen!

Jaden Ivey was just sitting there thinking about gay niggas for no reason

Nigga averaging 8 points a game over here worried about what gay people do with their free time. He worried about the wrong balls.

“we’ve decided to move forward with other candidates”

What baffles me about homophobia is this: gay people don’t affect your finances, your health, or your progress in any way. So going out of your way to spread hate just means you’re just a horrible person. Also, using religion doesn’t make you less horrible.

While I was getting tattooed over the weekend, there was a No Kings protest going by the shop and a Ukrainian artist just sighs and says, “your people need to learn about fire”

The US has lost its power and respect.

Yesterday made 3 months at my job! I am off probation :)))))) . Now I can start calling off

BREAKING NEWS : Anyone who touches this POST before April 1st will be blessed with income that is overflowing.

Everything is urgent in corporate, except recognition and salary increases.

Last year, a guy took me out. Bill arrived. He said split it. I paid everything, smiled and said “have a lovely evening.” He called me 6 times. Said it was a test. Darling, I have a degree, a kitchen full of foodstuffs and a funded account. You were testing the wrong woman.

Todays efforts

Dropped my daughter off at daycare, and she says, "Mommy, yesterday Miss Kita bit me." I'm like, WHO IS MISS KITA?! She says, "Miss Kita... you know her." Now I'm walking in there like a concerned parent AND a detective- "Which one of y'all is Miss Kita biting my child?!" Her teacher says, "Uh, we don't have a Miss Kita... but a mosquito did bite her yesterday." I looked at my daughter like, GIRL, YOU BETTER PRONOUNCE THOSE WORDS RIGHT BEFORE I END UP ON THE NEWS.