Don Keydich ⁽ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ⁾

@WayneKerrESPN2 Welcome Back, Wayne!

BREAKING: The Detroit Lions and Defensive End Trey Hendrickson are in agreement on a 3 year contract with monetary compensation unknown at this time. The former Bengal joins a young Lions defense and sures up the front line across from Aidan Hutchinson. Big splash for Detroit.

@brodysheetzESPN great reporting, brody!

What the fuck?? Is this real???

@JennaTolles great reporting, Jenna!

Breaking: The San Diego Padres have agreed to terms with former All Star SP Zac Gallen. It is expected to be a 3 year deal with a similar structure to the ones they used with current SP’s Nick Pivetta and Michael King.

@BenOVerbichESPN Shocking news, Ben! Great scoop!

@313det_sports @GibbsForSix @LeiterIsKing even you don’t believe that

@GibbsForSix @LeiterIsKing cyjobe betta

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Report: The Detroit #Tigers were “close” to a deal to acquire both Camilo Doval and Justin Verlander from the San Francisco #Giants, but the deal fell apart late as the Giants wanted “one top 10 prospect and cash”, which the Tigers wouldn’t agree to, sources tell NBC Sports.

@BenOVerbichESPN @JonHeyman great reporting, Ben!

The Detroit #Tigers are working diligently on luring LHP Kenny Rogers out of retirement to join the roster for veteran presence/innings eater. Rogers, 60, a key member of the magical 2006 team, has not pitched in the MLB since 2008, for the Tigers. Per @JonHeyman

@IYKbaseball @tigers bro got banned ☠️

Fuck the @tigers

Report: MLB umpire Alfonso Marquez allegedly placed a bet worth “upwards of 4 figures” on the Texas #Rangers using a family members’ BetMGM account, sources tell NBC Sports. Marquez was the subject of multiple blown calls in the 3rd inning of today’s DET/TEX game. #AllforTX

Report: The Philadelphia Phillies have claimed RHP John Brebbia off waivers from the Detroit Tigers, sources tell NBC Sports. Brebbia, 35, is 1-0 with a 7.71 ERA this season. The Phillies, desperate for bullpen help, pick up the struggling right hander. #RepDetroit #RingTheBell

BREAKING: The Cleveland Guardians were allegedly spotted in the locker room casting Voodoo curses on the Blue Jays prior to today’s game in Toronto, Sources tell NBC Sports. Daniel Schneemann was allegedly “Using a blood covered baseball bat as a torch” and “Spoke in Latin.”

@TalkinBasabell_ @MLB @JomboyMedia @WakeJakeJM Amazing Scoop, as always, @TalkinBasabell_!

Sources: Detroit #Tigers CF Ryan Kreidler was spotted hitting the Tigers’ weight room after yesterday’s game and was only able to deadlift 100 pounds, sources tell NBC Sports. Kreidler, 27, has been told he will be optioned to Toledo if he can not deadlift 220 by Friday.

@itsZDavis @wrhiv_72 Thank you!

@Don_Keydich @wrhiv_72 True my bad good reporting Don!

Sources: MLB Umpire Bruce Dreckman was spotted “Taking swigs from a bottle of Hennessy” outside of MGM Grand Detroit at 10 AM this morning, prior to the #Tigers vs. #Yankees game, sources tell NBC Sports.

@itsZDavis @wrhiv_72 Fall for what? The Facts?

@wrhiv_72 @Don_Keydich How do you fall for this…

BREAKING: #RedSox 2B Alex Bregman has requested a TRADE out of Boston, sources tell NBC Sports Bregman reportedly “is displeased” with all the locker room drama and wants out. Bregman has told the Red Sox that the Detroit #Tigers or Houston #Astros are his preferred teams.

BREAKING: #Tigers and 3B Alex Bregman in agreement on a 5 year $150 million deal and includes an opt out after the 2nd year. 31 in March, the former #Astro will reunite with his former manager AJ Hinch in the Motor City.

BREAKING: Justin Spiro loves to sit in the Cuck Chair!

BREAKING: Twitter nutcase Justin Spiro has been declared TERMINALLY ONLINE by his peers 😳 One user noted “What does he even do? Produce a 5th tier podcast that not even his mother listens to?”