Robert Cooper

Well hello, world. It's been a while.

I'm getting 4 Mbps down when I'm paying for 30. Thanks, @ComcastCares beta.speedtest.net/result/6047700… #speedtest

I had the startling realization that I'm beardist- guy made a dumb driving move, I swore, saw he had a beard, thought "he can't be that bad"

The Blue Brothers is on Netflix. There's my night.

So long, Denver. Last ARVO as a member of the @AOIPLab...

Ugh I've said it once and I'll say it again: Grad school needs to come with a health warning.

@ChrisAxtell Not even slightly. Go @chicagobulls, Go @NHLBlackhawks! Sweep, baby!

Crow I could kiss you

Let's go Hawks!

#ARVO2015, here I come! #aoiplab

My thoughts go out to the victims in France. #JeSuisCharlie

@GuildWars2 - An issue? What is it?

@GuildWars2 Enjoy! You've done a great job this season!

Genie, you're free.

Just wanted to thank all for immense patience & support. We know waits were long & beer went fast. We apologize & thank you again.

"If you’re into craft beer, then you know using the proper glassware is essential" #stoutglass today.com/food/savor-eac…

God I love #netbeans profiler. It makes assessing RAM/CPU performance sooooo easy.

#YesAllWomen Because my sister shouldn't need pepper spray to get to her car after work.

How about some offense, Hawks??

I get that home teams get some ref love typically, but this is getting ridiculous.