Drupal Haikus

There are the requests / and there are the responses. / The REST is details.

Game for Drupal devs: The Cache Context Cash Contest! Render right and win.

Custom, Contrib, Core. Composer changed old labels. Our project, Required.

Seasons go and come, Steady as the beating drum. Eight-point-two, -three, -four.

Varnish caching broke. It’s Sesame Street traffic. Damn Cookie Monster.

A patch is a wish. A patch is an outstretched hand. A patch is rerolled.

WordPress' market share Show's reach can be increased by Maintaining BC. #DriesNote

SemVer alone can’t get us past the mindset of teardown and rebuild.

@Crell It takes longer to patch our process than our code; Guaranteeing lag.

Semantic versions could be a wonderful way to fight the last war.

Drupalcon Denver told us where this was going: composer install. groups.drupal.org/node/508662

What do we stand for? What to we want to achieve? Revisit those first: drupal.org/node/2661180 Thanks @da_wehner

Automate only what you’ve done manually. Experience it.

Performance problems / are the technical symptoms / of a team's illness. drupalcampnj.org/program/sessio…

@davereid @DrupalTwaiku Dave tosses flyers / From Chicago to the wind. / Pajamas remain.

Star Wars' BB8 / Is not quite a headless droid. / It’s more “decoupled.”

Maintaining BC / Means the time has come to ask / WordPress for advice.

Three thousand people / Combined efforts to make @dries / A birthday present. #Celebr8D8

“Behavior-Driven / Development” is the work. / Not the artifact.

Use a service class / in Drupal 8 to hide all / the ugly details.

Over/under: 10. / The years simpletest must be / kept running. Running.