Dusty Oracle

Sorry, I don’t make the rules. Oh, wait… yes, I do.

Quick life update: I have not shit my pants the entirety of 2026!

@Krissa_Kray_ Looks like sauerkraut

sorry what's that $.22 thing??

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@SenatorWarnock Because it’s not the government’s job to buy anyone a house. It is the government’s job to defend and protect our borders. See how easy it is when you understand the actual role of government? You should look it up sometime.

@WookieBurgers @DnDOnTap This is a vastly unfair comparison… Dinklage is by far the superior actor.

Looks like somebody shrunk in the dryer!!!!!

@1MansHealth @garrettbridges @SirajAHashmi My first thought as well.

@garrettbridges @SirajAHashmi Body Snatchers

Imagine waking up from a coma and this is the first thing you see. Futurama shit right here.

@ingelramdecoucy They arrested them for it… That’s a surprise.

*Pretends to be shocked*

アメリカ人からの優しい言葉が通知欄に現れては流れて消えてゆく。 まるでルート66ですれ違うバイカー達が手を振ってくれているようだ。 言葉を返したいけど、そう思った頃には遥か遠くへ行ってしまっている。その日の事を生きている限り永遠に思い出し続ける。

How old is too old to be wearing a Star Wars shirt?

@BurtMaclin_FBI It better be at least 61, otherwise you’re going to have to arrest me.

"And then......SHE SWITCHED THE VACUUM CLEANER ON"

イタリア人「日本人って毎日寿司食べるんでしょ」 日本人「食べないよ」 イタリア人「なんで？」 日本人「じゃあイタリア人って毎日パスタ食べるの？」 イタリア人「食べるよ」 　　　　　　　　　　　終 　　　　　　　　　制作・著作 　　　　　　　　　━━━━━ 　　　　　　　　　　ⓃⒽⓀ

My definitive list of the 30 Greatest Living American Songwriters: 1. All Internet 2. Ranking Lists 3. Are Meaningless 4. Ragebait Designed 5. To Harvest 6. Engagement From 7. Low IQ 8. Howler Monkeys 9. And You 10. Always Fall 11. For It 12. Because You’ve 13. Been Somehow 14. Conditioned Into 15. Thinking Any 16. Of This 17. Has Any 18. Bearing On 19. Your Life 20. Wise Up 21. You Fucking 22. Pavlov Dogs 23. Your Replies 24. Only Guarantee 25. That You 26. Will See 27. Even More 28. Of This 29. Tard-Optimized 30. Shit Content

@flapprdotnet @Nessakins_ Hahaha I came here specifically to ask why she was dressed like John Belushi.

@Nessakins_ Ignore the bee costume, it was for a meme I didn't post

This is Missouri erasure

I have more respect for James Carville than I do for Kristol. At least Carville didn't completely change every principle he's ever stood for.

@eatinerni Feed the veggies to a cow, then eat delicious cow parts instead.

@DustyOracle What would you have to make a better?

What instantly ruins a salad?🥗

The new contractor

“How many Israelis do fraudulent?”