Edrees Layi

@LekanAdeosun2 @LegendaryJoe Hmmm! Can you imagine.

@EdreesLayi @LegendaryJoe You had obviously always thought wrong. Aregbe had always wanted to unsup Tinubu's powers and authority since his days at Alimosho but of course, Tinubu was always fed back. Contingency came into place when Aregbe was at the interior ministry and he got a rude shock at homecoming

What political story sounds too shocking to be true? Me: Osibajo going against Asiwaju and refusing to support his campaign. You: ???

@LegendaryJoe Infact all the southerners that are forming coalition against Tinubu at the moment.

@LegendaryJoe In my own submission: Most of these guys are not as accountable and honest as they fault our leaders. Most of them are even worst off. To share laptops wahala To share ordinary jersey problem. Imagine characters like these with public funds in their hands.

3 VALUABLE LESSONS TO LEARN HERE 1. It is not the scarcity of opportunity that has caged some young men in perpetual smallness - it is greed. Did you pause, even for a moment, to fully appreciate the weight of a name like Osimhen patronizing you? What the endorsement of a satisfied customer in such global icon could birth for your enterprise? The referrals alone would have been a dynasty. But no. "Let me quickly steal this ₦300k." For 300,000 naira, a man traded a legacy instant gratification. 2. This vendor has by himself declared that you should only patronize him if quality and authenticity are not your priorities. In other words, you can't get original wears from his stock, only cheap, sorry imitations. Talk about self demarketing at its very peak. 3. What do you think the 3rd lesson is? Let me read your thoughts...

@abazwhyllzz Ordinary free jersey to share you still mismanaged it. If this one go be governor or president tomorrow na wahala o!

Good evening everyone , After seeing the genuine feedback from some winners about the jerseys delivered, and everyone opinion on this, I’ve decided to make this right in the simplest way possible. - Firstly, I admit i messed it all up with the first action of picking winners which isn’t in my position but I’ve apologized for that. Once again, to the whole public, I have admitted and corrected my steps. - The 10 jerseys already sent were the lighter Player Version I sourced, but it’s clear they didn’t match what many expected for this giveaway. That’s on me. To fix it completely: option 1: i am willing to send the whole N300k to @_Abdulakeem_ so he can pick any vendor of his choice to get the jerseys for the winners he picked option 2: I am willing to refund the full amount received per jersey (₦20k including delivery) directly to every winner who has received one, - Those who have received it can return the jerseys with delivery fee on me. (I will fund the redelivery back to me) - The winners can then source their choice of jerseys from any vendor of their choice. so the remaining 5 will not be shipped instead, those winners will also get the cash equivalent. Either of the options he picks is cool with me. My goal was to deliver value from our Agba baller osimhen. Since expectations weren’t met according to the winners, the fairest thing is to return the funds so everyone gets exactly what they want. Big thank you to my boss,Victor Osimhen once again for the support ❤️. I appreciate the understanding and will post proof of refunds as they are processed. Let’s close this chapter positively. I don’t want to go back and forth on this anymore. @_Abdulakeem_ please reply with the option you’re picking so I can proceed. Thank you everyone 🙏🏾

@egi_nupe @skinnie4life Everything just dey blur for them 🤣🤣🤣

Omo, obingos dey para meh😂😂 I come Dey pity them cos nothing seems to be working their ways

@Magixlamy_ Why is this the first thing i would wake up to see on X 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

A New Nigeria 🕊️

@AA_Folorunsho What are the terms and conditions?

Would you like the chance to sail aboard a Nigerian Navy Warship? Stay tuned, because next week I will be sharing how you can participate in this exciting event. Remember, you need to meet the terms and conditions, and since space is limited, selection will be random. #NigerianNavy #OnwardTogether #Nigeriannavyannicersary

@OlufemiOnadeko Pleasw help us remove that Awolowo and replace it with Dindinrin. You can't be this dull and use a great name has Awolowo's.

If President perform well and upright . The chances that governors will likely follow suit

Believe me, Yoruba always put Nigeria on the map,no debate. Our boys pulled up in Yoruba agbada, their agbada stood out so much that others couldn’t help but admire it and even asked to wear it lol.😂 💪💪

@cent_haysmall 🤣🤣🤣

They are now wearing Yoruba Fila on their ichairgwu upholstery clothes, they’ve abandoned the winter caps they got from the whites. In nearest future, they will claim they also wear Fila and call it fichafu

@JohnFanimokun Is this a joke or what?

Host: What do you say to people who says you have been preaching corruption-free society, but at the same time, in the same breath, dining with corrupt individuals? Peter Obi: When Jesus came here, his friends were tax collectors and prostitutes...

@Mr_JAGs Tansho ni

We still dey chop TA LO NI TICKET … Na so TA LO NI PARTY show up .. 🤣🤣🤣

@LegendaryJoe Minister of education Because it benefitted most Nigerian Parent with a child in the tertiary institution.

Of all Ministers of the Tinubu's administration - Who is your personal best thus far? And Why?

@gm_kingsley @DrJoeAbah Oya go lie give your mechanic now. Abi make you go lie for banker🤣🤣🤣

@DrJoeAbah Thank you I had known from popular belief that you lie NOT to your lawyer, your doctor or your pastor. Your explanation adds clarification. Ndewo sir

Should I try and explain? Do you promise to receive my explanation with civility even if you don’t agree with it? Ok here goes: There are only three learned professions: Law, Medicine and Theology. That is why when a lawyer is cross-examining a doctor or clergy from traditional churches, they do so with a measure of respect. The learned title means that the person is not just educated, they have acquired professional training and been examined in terms of knowledge AND character and found to be worthy. By that training, a learned person learns about the whole human being. That is why you can present certain symptoms to a doctor and he may ask you about work stress, diet, the home front, etc. A priest will do the same and will ask about your marriage, your children, your work, etc. he will additionally worry about the destination of your soul after you die. Similarly, a lawyer understands human nature and the duality between his ability to do good but also to do shocking evil and is confronting and navigating that in his work daily. He will worry about protecting your life and property both when you are alive and when you are dead. In each of the three professions, the person trusts you with their life, liberty or soul. Also, a learned person can be struck off if they misbehave. So, you see? Lawyers, doctors and traditional clergy are, by their training, more than just educated. That is what is different. ✌🏽

@DrJoeAbah So an accountant that asks for your acxoint records and books is not learned, or a mechanic that repairs your car is not learned. Bankers that you run to when you need your money and financial info is not learned. We can go on and on Oga this one no enter jare. Try another one 🤣

@Accoid I don't understand. So Enugu state government can't be called out. But if na Lagos, Ogun, Oyo,Osun Ondo or Ekiti now. Una dey remember the name. Na God go judge all of us.

What is the problem with you influencers from the East and not wanting to call out your leaders!!! Will they beat you ? This is exactly why they’ll keep calling out your bigotry, HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BLAME THE TERRIBLE CONDITION OF ENUGU STATE GENERAL HOSPITAL ON A YORUBA PERSON ? Why?

@Bayo_Bilisi Na wa o!! Which kain creature be this people? The thing funny sha. The audacity

Igbo man allowed to erect container on a piece of land decided to build his own house on the land. Instead of being sober, he wants to "settle" the landlord instead.

@ummuh_Zahra He be like say na that movie (American pie) na him the guy dey take do guidelines. Cos what the hell is that.

"I laughed during s3x. I was dating this cute but pint-sized guy at the time and everything was going really well. No issues, no red flags… he always did everything right and I actually liked him. So, the day we finally decided to do the do, I was even excited. Everything was going fine… until mid-way into his thrusts, I think he got carried away and started saying something. At first, I didn’t hear him properly, thought he was just moaning. Then he said it again. “Tell me I’m more than 10.” I paused. Because… what?? Before I could even process it, he said it again. “Say I’m more than 10.” And I don’t know what came over me, but I just burst out laughing. Like uncontrollable laughter. I tried to stop, I really did. But it just made it worse. He immediately got limp, got off, and that was it. He wouldn't talk to me. Even though i tried to apologise. Eventually I got tired of trying to appease him, I just quietly put myself together, picked my stuff and left. We never spoke again. Till today, I still don’t know what he meant… more than 10 what??" —Lady recounts how One Awkward Moment Ended a Seemingly Perfect Relationship

@Sholabaggio Datiemo2027

We are ensuring that Tinubu will replicate this Tribalism in 2027. Ibos have done their own tribalism and poured all their votes to Peter Obidiot. We will reply them in 2027, even if we have to give Moro to every ibo wey wan make us do otherwise at the polls Piti iyaa wa nlè