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Eli Lebowicz

Eli Lebowicz

@EliLebowicz

Jewish Comedian. Co-creator of JSketch. Gelilah Guy. Go to https://t.co/Ty6dxbeXzz for bookings.

New Jersey, USA Присоединился Aralık 2009
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Eli Lebowicz
Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
“No, I’m serious, this time it’s a totally valid reason to be hateful toward a group of Jews.” -the world every 75 years
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Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
“We asked 100 Jews with little Jewish knowledge if anti-Zionism has anything to do with anti-Semitism and guess what they said…”
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Associated Fress
Associated Fress@AssociatedFress·
NOW: Netanyahu Holding Live Press Conference
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Bill DeWall
Bill DeWall@williamjdewall·
@LevineJonathan Crazy that Andrew Cuomo wasn’t able to dig any of this up. What a loser
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Jon Levine
Jon Levine@LevineJonathan·
NEW — Rama Duwaji old X account has been deactivated
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Eli Lebowicz
Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
Pharaoh must’ve been a little relieved by the Plagues…
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Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
Filling out 3 brackets last minute like I’m selling my chametz.
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Martin Bodek
Martin Bodek@MartinBodek·
@EliLebowicz is a stand-up comedian, who sat-down to read and review Haggadahpalooza. I am a sit-down comedian who's trying to stand-up interest in my little booky-wook. You see what I did there. Well, Eli pulled it off... jewishpress.com/this-years-sed…
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Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
Picking Nebraska to win cuz I feel bad.
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Adam Schefter
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter·
The NFL is laying groundwork for hiring replacement officials this season if the league is unable to agree on a new collective bargaining agreement with the NFL Referees Association, per @SeifertESPN. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…
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Eli Lebowicz
Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
@EYakoby @retiredjudean Ironic when it’s always about AIPAC dishing out money and influence but never all the myriad enemies of AIPAC doing the same
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Eyal Yakoby
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby·
You simply cannot tell me that she’s not taking money from someone pulling the strings.
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Eli Lebowicz
Eli Lebowicz@EliLebowicz·
@PeterBeinart Nothing you do will ever be good enough for the mob, I assure you.
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Asa Winstanley
Asa Winstanley@AsaWinstanley·
Iran has deployed a new weapon in their war of defence: Strategic Martyrdom. Powerful analysis by Amal Saad here:
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The killing of Ali Larijani, like that of Ali Khamenei before him, is best understood as an instance of strategic martyrdom, a dynamic that exposes the fundamental irrationality of Israel’s and the US’ continued reliance on decapitation strategies, especially given their repeated historical failure. The decapitation-attrition-invasion playbook that the US and Israel keep drawing from reveals systems locked into a familiar repertoire of counterproductive violence that have consistently failed to adapt to reality. This failure is so glaring that even Trump acknowledged it, when he recently admitted that the US attacked Iran "out of habit." The underlying premise is that by removing senior leaders, the system they sustain will weaken and/or fragment. Yet this assumption reflects a narrow instrumentalist rationality in which leadership survival is treated as the paramount strategic objective and the threat of death is presumed to function as an effective form of coercion. But Iran operates from a value-strategic rationality whereby martyrdom itself can perform important political work and generate strategic effects that not merely resist but reverse the intended consequences of assassination. That Larijani attended the mass rally and made statements openly embracing the possibility of martyrdom before his death only underscores how consciously this logic is adopted by those who bear its consequences, a logic articulated most clearly by Khamenei himself, who declared that “either we are martyred on this path, whose honour is eternal, or we achieve victory; both are victories for us.” By transforming assassinated figures into sacred symbols of justice and resistance, in the tradition of Imam Hussein at Karbala, martyrdom converts the intended effects of decapitation into a strategy that successfully mobilises collective resolve, legitimises the political order, and regenerates both the system's continuity and its societal resilience. In short, strategic martyrdom ultimately contributes to deterrence by regeneration, whereby repeated attempts at decapitation are subject to a law of diminishing returns as adversaries discover that killing leaders neither fractures the system nor compels submission but instead contributes to its consolidation.

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Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
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@EylonALevy Less safe than before Israel started its own version of the Shoah for Palestinians.
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Eylon Levy
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy·
The idea that “Israel makes Jews less safe” is so stupid. Less safe than what? Than they were before Israel? Like during the Shoah? Is that a point people are seriously making?
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2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive·
What the actual hell is wrong with all of you, like seriously you people need psychiatric help
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25-year-old Palestinian woman Amana Jawad Mona appears in court for killing a 16-year-old Israeli boy in January. She groomed the boy and led him to a spot where militants seized and murdered him. Mona is all smiles in court today as she defiantly declares “I am proud!”
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Daniel Haqiqatjou
Daniel Haqiqatjou@Haqiqatjou·
Pakistan dropping bombs on Afghanistan is completely unacceptable. And we can only conclude that the Pakistan military has been compromised by the US, and therefore Israel.
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Ethan Levins 🇺🇸
Ethan Levins 🇺🇸@EthanLevins2·
Netanyahu died on March 8th. This is why Yair took an unusual 7 day break on X, for the Jewish Shiva mourning period. He tweeted last on March 8th, then waited exactly 7 days to retweet a post on March 15th.
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