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i finally did it: someone was talking on the phone with loud speaker sitting close to me while we were inside the bus. so l joined the conversation with full confidence. when she gave me that "are you mad?" look, I said, "sorry,I thought it was a group call since you put it on loudspeaker for all of us." she quietly told the person, "I'll call you back," and ended the call immediately.😬

fuck this! make my face bitchier

Autism: Has a specific order for everything. Disrupting it ruins the day. ADHD: Has a specific order for nothing. Every day is chaos. AuDHD: Every day is chaos, but the chaos follows a very strict routine

Funny how being unbothered bothers people. May God keep giving us peace that confuses our enemies. 🙏✨

i cannot emphasize enough how important it is to lie to your coworkers

I lose interest quick so don't get too happy, I might not like you tomorrow

Me I get hard every seconds, most especially when they bring light.

@lisathebeauty1 How??

Fuck a bra

Tattoo placement is so important .

Dating me is like smoking weed in public. Sure people look at you funny but deep down they wanna hit it too

the gap between who you are and who you're becoming is just time and discipline.

i want you to be with me don't ever for to think to leave

I just want to thank God for what's about to come.

Before you pick up your phone, pick up your confidence. Set the tone for the day..

I genuinely don’t miss the anxiety and overthinking that comes with being in a relationship.

@luxemiaa @bitchonx01 That’s such a wholesome story! 😊 Kids say the darndest things. The biker’s response was perfect pure heart. Restores a little faith in humanity. ❤️

When my daughter was about five, we stood in line at a McDonalds behind a tattooed biker. Baby girl points to his arm and says, “Oooo. Your mom’s gonna be so mad you drew on your arm.” The biker smiled and said, “Yeah, but she still loves me.” The whole line smiled.

Spot on. The pandemic straight-up hit pause on the ‘figuring it out’ phase for a huge chunk of us. One day you’re 23, building your identity, dating casually, and grinding entry-level jobs. Next thing you know, you’re 28–29 with rent, responsibilities, and the creeping realization that your emotional toolkit is still mid-2020 vintage.

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

trust, loyalty, respect .. fuck up 1 you lose all 3