First Buses East

Union rep just left in floods of tears. Dave came out five minutes later, grinning and cracking his knuckles. Jesus.

Dave negotiating drivers christmas bonuses with the union rep this morning. This never goes well.

Getting the bus home after work to start your weekend? Good luck with that, buddy....we are out of here.

The weird thing about that is that Timmy's choice is currently winning the vote. Love to see how Linda's going to sort THAT out.

Dave's voted for the Christmas party to be at Hooters as usual. Timmy voted for it, and I'm not kidding, to be "at Willy Wonka's factory".

And by unrepeatable I mean 1/3 obscene, 1/3 illegible and 1/3 telling us to go f*** ourselves.

First day of December. We've asked all the drivers for their ideas about the Christmas party. Unrepeatable as usual.

@AmyJayXx You'd rather he smoked on the bus? Done.

@amydoherty_ I wish all hate tweets were as well punctuated as this.

@LisaaJLSAitkenn How about an apology tweet?

@StephanieTWx You can't put a price on education.

@x_katiechristie Shuts going down huh? Sounds good.

@AlicesInput It's like russian roulette, but with buses. Good luck x

@bianCUNT We've chucked that in the "New slogan suggestion box". As it's currently the only thing in there, it's got a pretty good chance!

@LaurieLeee Wanna join our street team?

@magsdoyle8485 Thanks. We try. Not hard, but we definitely don't actively NOT try....and that's what counts.

@weeianbl @KirstyMmm It's the 'xxx' that made us feel much better about that. Thanks.

@MrCrayonBomb @tobyward14 Well, now that it's official we can breathe a sigh of relief.

@RodimusPrime84 You know what's weird? We don't even HAVE inspectors, those guys just do it in their spare time. For kicks.

@_LauraBailey_ You should've biked. It's healthier. We're basically saving your life, one missed bus at a time.