Formerly William

@jamesinsurrey @SartorialThug It the next picture you having the drain cover lifted and the following one of the shoes going down the drain? 🤔

*hides from @SartorialThug*

@D_Fens_Ghost @ThrillaRilla369 Figures as @yidfrank is the spitting image of Prince Andrew. 😭

@ThrillaRilla369 Uncle Frank's special sausage.

What food made you gag as a kid and you still can’t stand to this day? I’ll go first: oatmeal

Iran just leaked the receipts on the new deal, and it looks like a total US capitulation. According to Mehr News, Tehran claims Washington locked in a staggering $300 BILLION in direct reconstruction funds. Even wilder? They're allegedly getting $24B in frozen assets unfrozen, with $12B handed over upfront just to sit down at the table. This completely torches Trump’s narrative that Iran wouldn't get a single cent. Trump is trapped. This is a massive checkmate.

🥳| En Italia salieron a la calle a festejar el triunfo de Lewis Hamilton

'Art of the deal'.

🚨 READ WITH CAUTION SERIAL ANIMAL RÀPIST NOW ON DATING APPS LOOKING FOR LOVE ⚠️ SHANE WATERS 🌍 ACCRINGTON A serial animal rapist who would creep into a poultry farm at night to have sex with chickens and used to apologise to the animals afterwards is on an online dating 'Best-dates' looking for a 'connection' - His bio reads "I am a real animal lover, and enjoy walking in the countryside. - Looking for a real connection, not just a one-time thing. - If you date me, you'll be the good looking one." Shane Waters, who was also previously convicted of having sex with a horse and a donkey, admitted in his police interview that he could not control his ‘urges’ when it came to sexual intercourse with animals. Burnley Crown Court also heard that he admitted to having sex with his own dog, a Great Dane, despite the fact she would bite him while he was doing so. Waters came to the attention of the police after a farmer found four dead and several un-well looking chickens in a shed on his premises, Lower Holker Farm in Accrington He later checked his CCTV and could see a man entering one of his chicken sheds, which had been bolted closed, and remaining inside the building for around 20 minutes. Ms Webster said: “After he had reviewed the CCTV he went back in and found 11 dead chickens. He formed the view that something sexual had happened to them.” The police were contacted and subsequently the RSPCA were sent to the premises to carry out an investigation. Eight chickens were taken away for examination and two were found to have traces of Waters sperm inside them. He was later identified and visited by police, where he made full and frank admissions from the outset, stating ‘I need help, I know what you’re on about I just get these urges.’” After his arrests for the offences against the chickens, an examination was carried out upon Waters’ dog, where traces of semen was also found. Ms Webster said: “In his interview, the defendant admitted going onto the farm intending having sex with the chickens. “He admitted he had been on the farm on nine previous occasions and told officers he would say sorry to the chickens when he was finished. “He also admitted to having sexual intercourse with his Great Dane on at least five occasions at his address. He said he knew she didn’t like it and would growl and bite him.” Judge Dodd said: “This is a case which is as unusual as it is disturbing. On two occasions on the 18th and 19th of September you broke into chicken sheds at the farm. “You penetrated the anus of a number of chickens and ejaculated. As I understanded it at least 15 died as a result of your sordid sexual activity. “Those who kept the chickens are understandably horrified and appalled by what you have done. “When the police attended to arrest you, your dog was examined. Your semen was found in the vagina. You would go on to accept intercourse with your dog took place on 5-6 occasions over previous months." He was sentenced in 2020. He was given 30 months in prison of which he served half. In 2016, he was sentenced to just a community order for two years after being caught raping a horse and filming it. Source UK Database.

The Cook Report was great viewing back in the day.

Own up, which of you has managed to convince an American that something obviously false is true? Top work. 👏👏👏

15 June 1993. Motor racing champion James Hunt died (aged 45) in his sleep of a heart attack at his home in Wimbledon. He was the 1976 F1 World Champion. After retiring from motor racing, he became a BBC motor sport commentator. He’s still greatly missed.

@JoM121077 Is this a kidnap tweet? 🤔

Turns out you can actually hold your royal family accountable for their crimes…

🚨 NEW: Bluesky will be included in the UK's social media ban for under-16s as it is "user to user"

@D_Fens_Ghost @JoM121077 @GarethNotGarth @BelfastDon @Keir_Starmer Thank you. That would explain his demand for ketchup. 😭

@FormerlyWill @JoM121077 @GarethNotGarth @BelfastDon @Keir_Starmer

Hi @Keir_Starmer 👋 Can you ban Twitter right now, please?

🚨 Time since last win Lewis Hamilton: 1d Kimi Antonelli: 8d George Russell: 3m 7d Max Verstappen: 6m 8d Lando Norris: 7m 6d Oscar Piastri: 9m 15d Carlos Sainz: 1y 7m 19d Charles Leclerc: 1y 7m 26d Sergio Perez: 3y 1m 16d Valtteri Bottas: 4y 8m 5d Esteban Ocon: 4y 10m 14d Pierre Gasly: 5y 9m 9d Fernando Alonso: 13y 1m 3d

The worst part about being oop North for a few days is definitely having to leave it. 😭

@JaneMichael62 @RWTaylors My Grandfather drowned in a massive beer vat, it took three hours. He got out three times to go to the toilet

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

I thought he'd died years ago. Fantastic journalist.

Northern Ireland remaining in the EU single market for goods means we have an entire region running as a counterfactual on how much wealthier we’d have been had we stayed. It’s actually outperformed London.