@DonMiami3 This is like saying 30 year mortgages should be back at 3% bc they prematurely and stupidly cut Fed rates.
Some actual open markets function based on inputs from the real world. Not many any longer, but some.
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@DonMiami3 Who wants to tell him that actual barrels of actual oil are trading at well over 2x that suppressed figure?
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@motoxsgb1 @DonMiami3 Was it for pointless unpopular wars where "victory" is declared every 5 to 10 minutes while no victory is actually achieved?
Sounds reasonable.
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@DonMiami3 Do your homework on what the strategic oil reserve was created for
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This America 250 I’m most grateful we’ve drained our strategic petroleum reserves at $68 a barrel for elections
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@rbisrb Sorry, I was busy watching Joe take an actual shit on worldwide TV while his remaining brain melted.
Maybe he was tired from recent meetings with world leaders who had been dead for 10 to 50 years already.
And bringing up sleep is hilarious
nbcnews.com/politics/joe-b…
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@FunTimeChuck The pedo in chief sleeps through every single meeting. It’s in the news every day, 🤡. But keep buying those cheap red hats made in China, sucker.
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@YieldQueen @zerohedge Close...but that brainless peak mania was over within 3 years.
We're approaching 4 full years of this idiocy, and Aladdin seems hellbent on making sure we stay this stupid.
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Something "Unprecedented" Is Taking Place Below The Market's Calm Surface zerohedge.com/markets/someth…
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@DonMiami3 247 bps spread between fantasy and reality on a day the median SP stock was down 0.25% yet the equal weight index was up 1.3%
This is at Do Not Resuscitate level of brain dead.
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This gets 11 likes, Axios gets 1100
Giovanni Staunovo🛢@staunovo
No talks between Iran and the United States are scheduled in the coming days, Iran’s Foreign Ministry Spokesperson Esmaeil Baghaei says in a statement, adding that an Iranian technical delegation will visit Qatar this week, but has no relation to US officials visiting the country. Tehran has not started negotiations for a final deal as these require the implementation of certain points of the MOU, which is Iran’s priority currently, Baghaei adds. timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry…
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@MossinNagant @zerohedge I would probably go with the one that more closely resembles broken consumers, broken housing, broken sentiment, broken bonds, broken currency, broken supply chains, broken oil reserves, broken foreign relations, and broken promises of fake peace deals.
That ain't fake VIX
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@zerohedge VIX is dead flat while gold is pushing $4,000. Equities are pricing in a flawless soft landing and metals are pricing in sovereign default. One of them has to break.
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@zerohedge The entire "economy" and every world market is now entirely reliant on fake demand and fake revenue stats from broken companies that have pushed all in on the AI monetization farce.
This could not get any stupider, and yet it does
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@DonMiami3 Nothing makes America great again better than a 300 bps gap between Tech and the next highest sector from the 10AM vol squash to close
The broken circus can't and won't stop
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@franco_0111 @zerohedge If "soon" means within the next 200 years, then absolutely yes it will.
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Hormuz Tanker Traffic Plunges After Fresh US-Iran Strikes zerohedge.com/energy/hormuz-…
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@zerohedge Copium drip for this latest epic disaster update will now be administered by Aladdin via more VIX suppression
This shitshow can't get any stupider, and yet it still does.
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@zerohedge So now Aladdin has to do all the fake pumping himself...this will be extra heavy lifting
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@zerohedge Update: it's not, but WalterLeaks and Barak will get fake people to say it is and pump up "stocks"
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@DonMiami3 At this dizzying pace, we might even get to...50% of daily average volume.
So exciting to watch.
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@Mystral2042 Only after every member of Congress frontruns that move by buying options on Tilray stock
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If McConnell kicks it, will they legalize weed?
Shadow of Ezra@ShadowofEzra
An 84-year-old Mitch McConnell may die at any time after being hospitalized for 15 straight days for undisclosed reasons. His team has refused to provide any updates about his condition. The average life expectancy for a male in the United States is 76.5 years.
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@zerohedge But the Treasury is hard at work smashing down futures prices, so this is all fake fine
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@zerohedge The entire "market" is an infinite money glitch of fraud
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SMCI is the infinite money glitch of fraud
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Super Micro Office Raided as Taiwan Expands Chip Smuggling Probe
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@MacroEdgeRes Don't worry, XLK is up 3.7% since today's 10AM VIX slam started so all bad news is immediately voided out.
We are so irreparably broken
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