david

“Choppelganger”

i got signed the letter for my promotion im officially promoted at my job im so fucking happy i started crying in my meeting with my manager LMAO

HOMELANDERRRRR, RIP THIS NIGGA IN HALF NEXT EPISODE, AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

“are u a grower or a shower” buddy, i am a beaner

FAKER 🇰🇷 IS BECOMING A STAMP 📨 South Korea’s postal service has announced a commemorative stamp for League of Legends player Lee “Faker” Sanghyeok 🇰🇷, set to be released this October. Until now, government-issued commemorative stamps were mainly dedicated to historical figures or major national events. 🏆

mein arzt nach der prostata untersuchung weil ich so unglaublich #tight bin

penicillin? when i see her my penis hits the ceilin

How it feels to press decline when my toplaner asks for last pick

@NotJorbi dawg

hope someone told my ex hbday for me🤞🏽

fuck you

im so tired and over it all everything is so exhausting

new jjk ep was insane i have been waiting for that to get animated for years

if you're submissive but she's more submissive does that make you autofill top

@wupgoat he just like me fr 😭

Divorces...... 0 Proposals... 267 Marriage...... 0 Children...... could be Surgeries.... 1 (vasectomy dm me) Shot a gun.. yes Been on tv.. probably Arrested... yes

ok

dickhead came to the wrong balcony

like what do i even do