Pappums

I farted in my laugh closet and one of my coworkers said, in her broken English, that my ass needs an exorcism because it smells demonic in here. I lost vision for minute.

In case you missed it, I'm on the funny butterfly app now. I'll continue to quietly stalk on this app too

If any of my friends still use this site, feel free to add me 7293-2161-9709-5420

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOOO!! Funny how I pulled this from the Mewtwo pack but whatever, I'll take it.

Update: I sat on the couch Not comfortable enough for a nap... Must've not been colonel approved

Doing everything in my power to not take a nap on the KFC couch I have very little willpower

Streaming to raise at most $1K for bills, but anything helps! Chatting and Lethal Company! twitch.tv/thecalamitycarl

I really hate having to come on here to ask again, but after paying rent I'll have $200 to my name and $400 worth of bills to pay. I can't even afford groceries. If you can give anything, I appreciate it. paypal.me/TheCalamityCarl

🔴LIVE NOW The Rent Fundraiser continues, and the final SMTVV stream.

"Sweet chin music and I won't pass the aux" I'm getting giddy, I can't be getting this turnt up at work Shoutout to Mustard

Heh, weed I haven't gotten high in like 3 months I'm a broken man

@TheCalamityCarl Love ya bud

Happy birthday to one of the best guys out there, @GFPPM! Hope you have a great day, bud!

@cataerith God, I can't stand yo- Aw, thanks Cat, you're a treat

My bones creak once more

@KZXcellent Aww shucks

@GFPPM You deserve it

@KZXcellent Look at you being all sweet

@GFPPM You’re not a day above 31

My baby boy is all grown up

Hidden Arsenal 4 introduces three powerful cards into the meta; Genex Ally Birdman, Naturia Exterio, and of course, Trishula. Will our duelists pull these scary powerhouse cards and make good strategies? Find out in this weeks new episode of DSHYPS! youtu.be/G9G1pYRuUtA

It's finally here, our 100th episode! Dear friend of the show and editor @mimickrii joins our lovable goofballs to discuss the things she doesn't like eating, PMvA suggestions from Nick, The DipShips Rap, and more! Join us for our best episode yet! youtu.be/D8wz4UPjIsA

Storm of Ragnarok is one of the most important sets of the 5D's era, because of the Six Samurai support as well as the introduction to Maxx "C", a powerful, evil card. Will either of our duelists pull these powerhouse cards? Find out this week on DSHYPS! youtu.be/psPrtwhSFjk?si…