Godzilla Haiku (All Scales, No Fails (tm) )

BREAKING - I'VE SOLVED AN INTERNATIONAL MYSTERY! @Nestle Part 1: 12 tons of Kit Kat bars are stolen from a shipment in Italy. Part 2: A sculpture of a Ferrari race car MADE OF KIT KAT BARS shows up. Part 3: George Clooney walks away with the girl and a bag full of money.

How to geometrically draw a perfect egg [🥚 nakkageoart]

For 12 years, every major winner of McDonald's Monopoly was a fraud. The game was rigged by the one man hired to prevent rigging. > McDonald's Monopoly launched in 1987. > Peel a game piece off your fries or drink. Match the right properties. Win up to $1 million. > The promotion was massive. Tens of MILLIONS of game boards distributed in magazines alone. > McDonald's poured massive marketing behind it. > By law, McDonald's couldn't run its own contest. > A third party company called Simon Marketing handled the game pieces. > The man in charge of security at Simon Marketing was Jerome P. Jacobson. > Former cop. Everyone called him Uncle Jerry. > His job was to make sure nobody stole the winning pieces. > He stole the winning pieces. > Starting in 1989, Jacobson figured out how to swap the high value game pieces during transit. > He would duck into an airport bathroom stall, break the tamper proof seal on the case, pocket the winners, and reseal it. > He got away with it because a supplier accidentally sent him a sheet of the tamper proof seals directly. > That mistake gave him 12 years. > At first he gave the pieces to friends and family. His step brother. His nephew. People he trusted. > Then it grew. > Jacobson started selling winning pieces to strangers for a cut of the prize. > His network eventually included mobsters, strip club owners and a members of the Colombo crime family. > One family connected to Jacobson's network claimed three separate $1 million prizes plus a Dodge Viper. > Jacobson apparently even anonymously mailed a $1 million winning piece to St. Jude Children's Hospital. > McDonald's honoured it and paid out the full amount over 20 years. > The total stolen was over $24 MILLION in cash and prizes across 12 years. > In 2000, the FBI got an anonymous tip about a man called "Uncle Jerry" rigging the contest. > They looked at the winner list. Almost every major winner lived within 25 miles of Jacobson's house. > The FBI convinced McDonald's to run the contest one more time. Wiretapped Jacobson's phone. > Intercepted the name of the next $1 million winner before he even claimed it. > Then they posed as a McDonald's film crew and interviewed the fake winner on camera. Let him tell his entire made up story about how he found the piece. > Three weeks later, Jacobson was arrested in an early morning raid. > The trial began September 10, 2001. The next day was 9/11. > One of the biggest corporate fraud cases in fast food history got buried under the biggest news story of the century. > Over 50 people convicted. Jacobson got 37 months. He was the only one who served more than a year. > Every time you peeled a game piece off your fries and lost, the fix was already in. The winning pieces were in Uncle Jerry's pocket before the food hit the tray.

@CountDraculaDB He got kicked out of the All You Can Eat Shrimp Buffet.

Why is he upset. Funny answers only.

@kaijugamer2000 Hi, me!

say hi to Godzilla to have a great weekend

@RpsAgainstTrump It's really a song about being yourself and doing the right thing, even when it's difficult. tRump on the other hand, sees it as an anthem to somehow justify his selfishness.

Trump just posted a video of Frank Sinatra singing My Way What’s happening?

@ATree_Official Sometimes yes, sometimes no.

Do you like trees

Monty Python will always be timeless.

Artemis II Christina Koch rehabilitating after 10 days in space. Imagine how hard it’s gonna be after 300+ days on long durations space missions.

@ATree_Official They'll become mulch and fertilizer for new growth. Circle of life, man.

big gust of wind just hit and leaf 120003 just fell off. R.I.P

41 years later and it still sounds incredible. It doesn’t just bring back memories, it brings back stories, places, feelings… an entire era. A classic that will keep echoing through time.

@ATree_Official Stay very, very still. A lumberjack's vision is based on motion, so he can't see you if you don't move.

Theres a lumberjack approaching me oh god help im scared

lol who did this.

🚨PLEASE SHARE🚨 A Florida MISSING CHILD Alert has been issued for Armauni Mitchell, a black female, 15 years old, 5 feet 10 inches tall, 120 pounds, black hair and brown eyes, last seen in the area of the 1000 block of 15th Street in Holly Hill, Florida, who was last seen wearing a red, green and yellow floral jacket and black jeans. Armauni has her hair in braids tied back into a bun. If you have any information on the whereabouts of this child please contact the Holly Hill Police Department at 386-248-9475 or 911.

Trump gets another DoorDash delivery

Still one of my fave Disney movies. It's SO chaotic and slapstick, and I love it.

We got to get 400 tons of Romulan Ale from The Neutral Zone to the Galactic Core in 28 hours!

@shouq_al90149 Take the money and spend it on a math book.

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MISSING CHILD ALERT: 15-year-old Natalee Huerta was last seen on March 29, 2026, in Edinburg, Texas. Have info? Call NCMEC at 1-800-843-5678 or the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office at 1-956-383-8114. @krgv @cbs4rgv

Happy birthday to Andrew Powell, whose orchestral and choral arrangements became such an important part of the sound of The Alan Parsons Project. From the dark drama of 'The Fall of the House of Usher' to the soaring power of 'Silence and I', his work added depth and atmosphere across nine classic APP albums. Explore the full range of his orchestral and choral work with the APP: alanparsonsproject.lnk.to/Orchestral