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@alanpalmer_cuse @NexusMTG I choked, that reply was that good. Gg

@NexusMTG This is why I named the Magic Meetup I hosted in NYC “I’d Tap That”

this is proof that playing magic makes you hot

@NexusMTG Nice

Nice.

@NexusMTG Both?

torn between these two, HELP 😭

build a commander deck where the commander looks like you. who you running?

@mrjamesob I predicted the past 5 years when the referendum passed but no one listened

I predicted this live on the radio at 11:05:34 this morning! And now I'm worried that he heard me...

@MindCharity I would like more education to be spread to family of those with depression, whether they like it or not. Talking about it is great, but not if family and friends dont understand and expect you to sort it out.

Does he think his phone is a brucetta?

What on earth is this man doing. He's wearing a headset, has a visible microphone, YET HE STILL HOLDS A PHONE LIKE THIS DURING AN INTERVIEW?? @louistheroux can you shed some light on this phenomenon?

@jessphillips I think you're forgetting Boris

Sunak is by far the worst politician of his generation for this style of non answer. The arrogance of just thinking you can just say the same thing again and again and the public won't just see exactly what's going on. He thinks we are thick so he can get away with it

@golgariguy I just went whaaaaaaaaaaat at work

@JeremyClarkson This is a pretty half-witted analogy. Who consults a farmer on a one-to-one basis before every meal?

@SaffronOlive @Theasianavenger Immunity from 2 colours, +2/+2 tokens when you attack and opponent mills 5 cards...for 3 mana, 5 including equip? How is it not good

Honest question: is there anyone else in the world outside of @Theasianavenger that thinks Sword of Body and Mind is good, actually? mtggoldfish.com/articles/comma…

@RealDeniseWelch Pretty sure Andrew chose to meet a paedofile also

I hate commentators talking about Andrew & Harry in the same breathe saying ‘it shows there’s no place for them in the Royal family’. Andrew met up with a convicted paedophile in Central Park….Harry left the country to protect his beloved wife. HARRY CHOSE THIS.

@Joanne_Lake A question as old as time, why do the rich want more? Greed, pure greed.

Feel a bit thick asking this, but why is Sunak’s wife so intent on making more money? Why is she not content with her many properties and her family’s £billion net worth? Is she a philanthropist? Is she hooked on business deals? Or is she just greedy? Happy to be enlightened

@TribesBritannia @efabLiz The irony of this post is strong

@jessphillips What a lucky boy. We get it you're rich.

Obviously I hope you're shocked that someone so youthful could have an adult child.

My son is about to turn 18 and get the money that the Labour Government gave to him in a child trust fund, it encouraged us to squirrel away bits of money as a family and in getting it he is learning the value of saving which he will continue to do.

@SadRobotAlters That's not unreasonable.

What’s an mtg card you have an unreasonable hatred for? Here’s mine:

@MarinaPurkiss They have Alan Partridge, how could they not be.

Norfolk, are you ok?

@BipolarGhosty @chris It's entirely possible he was transphobic because he was hiding being trans and was in denial.

@rolyatinator @williamlegate 😂 It's actually in reference to the daily grind, which is quite an old phrase.

@williamlegate When someone claimed they are “grinding”, WTF are they actually doing? I came of age in the late 90s/early ‘00s and that word means something completely different for me. In fact, it was specifically banned at my high school prom.

ARE THE PEOPLE OVER AT LINKEDIN OK????