howell maxz
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ok im about to post a meme that deserves millions I WANT TO BUILD THIS THING OUT BECAUSE ITS GOOD, plays into the meta, and nobody has done it yet.



just filed a critical issue on bounty 3. the keeper's liquidation scan drops from 32 accounts down to 4 when you pass it candidates once you know that you can pack those 4 slots with dummy accounts, your real target goes completely invisible for enough cranks to rack up losses way past its margin once it's bankrupt the engine calls absorb_protocol_loss and insurance covers the shortfall. no special access needed. the dummy accounts are the whole trick — spent longer than i'd like to admit convinced you didn't actually need them github.com/aeyakovenko/pe… github.com/aeyakovenko/pe…

Barack Obama admits he has a secret X/Twitter where he rage-baits people.









holy fuck, a hair dryer at a Paris airport broke Polymarket weather markets & made someone $34,000 richer - polymarket was settling Paris temperature bets on a single Météo France sensor sitting near the Charles de Gaulle runway perimeter - basically unguarded - the guy bought the long-shot outcome (like "22°C" when everyone expected 18°C) for pennies, since nobody thought it'd hit - then he walked up to the probe and briefly heated the air around it with a portable heat source, spiking the reading just long enough to register as the daily max - temperature snapped back to normal in minutes, the market resolved in his favor, and he cashed out - twice, on April 6 and April 15, before Météo France caught on and filed charges hyperstitions.








