Dustin Perry

The REAL lore of Santa👇 He’s not cute chubby or the owner of a button nose He’s a hulking tattooed warrior who wields a sword that you couldn’t even lift, and does the gift delivery thing on the side at the insistence of the wizard Rudolph(not a reindeer) barnesandnoble.com/w/the-correcte…

@kanecornes @davidking34 I was at the game Easter Monday (and it was fucking amazing), and just watched a package @HawthornFC put together and saw this gem in the last few seconds. Gold 🤣 #baller

If you're selling a home, you should have to provide a building inspection report - instead of every interested buyer paying for their own. We're changing the rules to require exactly that.

Hey @RyronGracie @RenerGracie 👋 See the @CharlesDoBronxs vs @BlessedMMA fight? It was a Combatives masterclass. Oliveira completely dominated with at least 95% Combatives techniques (at a guess). It was beautiful. 👊

Hey @GinnivanJack Dare you to take your jumper off and offer it to Merritt tomorrow night before the @essendonfc v @HawthornFC game.

#bondibeach #Australia #auspol

Think the government really fucked up in not making the social media ban apply to adults as well.

Hey @MostVpromotions @nakisa_bidarian @LoganPaul 🤙 All my friends are telling me @jakepaul is going to get smoked. Do I need new friends? So is @ChaelSonnen @BrendanSchaub & @joerogan. Do I need new podcasts? Seriously, fuck I hope Jake wins. #JakeJoshua #PaulJoshua

I’m doing Run 4 the Kids in 2026 to help the Royal Children’s Hospital Melbourne keep doing what they do. My daughter was diagnosed with brain cancer there, & a few years later she died there, but somehow, I fucking love that place Please be generous👊❤️ runforthekids.gofundraise.com.au/page/Dustin-55…

Chol @kanecornes #baller

You either die a Nathan Jones or live long enough to see yourself become a Jeremy Cameron.

@HawthornFC 1B

Hardest decision I’ve ever had to make..

@FootyonNine @tommorris32

As it stands, people around Zach Merrett believe he is unlikely to attend Essendon's B&F, as the skipper explores his options to leave. @tommorris32 has the details 👇 #9WWOS #AFL

@_chelseabun No you didn’t.

@JohnKennedyMP The best part of football has nothing to do with football? That’s some retarded shit.

The best part of football finals: the welcome to country. A generous, inclusive gesture from our aboriginal brothers and sisters; the original owners.

Dumbest shit commentators say: I’ll start 1. Driving with his legs 2. Running on top of the ground Your turn @kanecornes & @davidking34 @SENBreakfast #baller

Chol > Naughton @kanecornes @davidking34 #baller

@HawthornFC having never won there is completely irrelevant @FOXFOOTY, no matter how many time Browny says it. #aflgiantshawks

When people ask me my goal in jiu jitsu @RyronGracie, I tell them to consider the complete lack of thought required to tie their shoe laces. That’s where I want my jiu jitsu. My Combatives is there, and a tiny fraction of blue belt level principles. Long way to go….

@JacintaAllanMP Was this the first draft?

I'll always show respect to multicultural people who contribute so much to our state.