Candy Witch

Existential Dread? No problem! Throw candy at it! Throw candy at your coworkers! Back away slowly!

Last week, Disney fired the entire home entertainment publicity department. This week, a press release goes out early with an internal message, followed by a desperate second email asking us to disregard the first email. Going great, guys!

We’ve lost the art of just being like “hey man that was kinda uncool.” Everything has to be the biggest deal ever and people have to be groveling begging for forgiveness and apologizing profusely for every little thing. Sometimes a “yeah that was uncool my fault guys” is enough

"Make autism uncool again" I haven't been in middle school for 30 years but I still have a traumatic stress reaction to the sound of girls laughing. So actually can we not.

Childbirth made me realize if I didn’t make conscious effort to stay alive, I might actually die. I’ve never felt that type of pain before.

Fuck the forward projecting cheeks, the facial fat, the wide nose, the round face shape and the wavy hair and its volume We are turning her from Inuit to a manwha heroine

Spare me the complaints about Virginia's new districts. This is my new district in Texas. Unlike VA, I wasn't able to vote on it. The blue area is a very diverse part of the Dallas suburbs that was carved out & threw in with a bunch of rural (red) voters as far as 180 miles away!

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

They're testing methods to enforce this on something already unpopular so that they can go after something more important later.

People who thought it was fun to persecute and fire hundreds of thousands of people for entering public service, wrecking the regional economy in the process, once again shocked and upset that there are consequences for their actions

It’s lazy foreshadowing that the Earth has a twin sister planet cooked by greenhouse gases and acid rain

Shipping culture is SO BORING right now. Everything is suddenly a problem. Non-canon stuff is evil. And God forbid you like a straight pair. I will sound like a grandma but back in the day we just cared for chemistry, vibes and where our imagination can take us and I miss that.

Melinoё #hades2

I'M STUCK IN A LOOP

i'm cooking something... #wip #himiko

Why is treason not a thing anymore? We see open treason in Congress almost daily now.

I love having to re-fight battles we won 568 times already. Very cool. Very normal.

Trump fired/laid off all those Northern Virginia federal government employees. Now the VA Republican Party can kiss their own ass goodbye.

You can cancel a credit card. You can change a password. You cannot unshare 20 years of behavioral data that's already been bought, sold, and profiled. Some things you can't put a price on... Not because they're worthless, but because they're priceless.

Trapped in a dead world, a forsaken nun walks the long road to absolution. METAMORPHOSIS is a brutal 2D pixel art horror game, where as Aria - a nun branded a sinner - you must fight demons, traverse megastructures, and journey to the last paradise.