DerekIsSuspectedOfWriting1967
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DerekIsSuspectedOfWriting1967
@IsSuspected
Offbeat writer looking for a readership, full of ideas and essentially crazed while loving all mysterious permutations of the Madness of Ye Olde Cybercosm...
London, England Присоединился Eylül 2019
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@emmashaiy …if it is; whatcha gonna do ‘bout it…
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@nobleisawinner …Which French-Fry Kid is that.
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@socials_emilyxo …Sounds good t’me. This is your district Truant Officerbot; by the way. Your current homework assignments HAVE been emailed to your school portal; RIGHT…
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@justlikezaxo …I’m lookin’ forward to a REALLY exciting homework essay on The Primary Ideological Struggle Of The Twentieth Century…
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@AmericaRedVoice …What about the Richard Simmons Conspiracy…
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@makkylovekenz …has your homework been emailed to your school portal…
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@AnitaParve57414 …do your legs reach the ground…
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@AlinaStJoh34202 …with democratic governance established from the beginning; of course…
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🚨 Jim Carrey just exposed the hidden path to Christ Consciousness - and it’s inside YOUR SPINE!
“There’s 33 vertebrates in your spine… there’s 33 years in the life of Jesus.”
He says the Christ substance flows from your medulla — it looks like the Ark of the Covenant with angel wings around it all the way down to your sacrum: “Christ coming down into human form.”
But here’s the secret: “If you don’t squander that Essence… that sexual Essence… it ascends again and goes back up to heaven.”
Jim even ties it to Santa Claus: the substance passes through the claustrum “that’s where they got Santa Claus… so it goes down the chimney and back up the chimney.”
This ancient knowledge hidden in plain sight… could this be the real way to ascension?
Have you been retaining your essence or squandering it?
Do you believe we can actually reach Christ Consciousness like this?
What’s your biggest takeaway? Drop it below 👇
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Jaden Smith is a child groomed, child abused, satan worshiping, mentally challenged, spoiled, out of touch with reality, elitest, fake gangbanger, entitled little shit. Maybe a female but who knows? His dad Will Smith really offered him up to the industry at a young age and for what? To turn him into this? Will Smith is a satanic cultist, child grooming pedophile who fed Jaden to the Hollywood elites. Hollywood is an evil cult.
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@Watchman_motto …None of David Lynch’s films are ‘political’. You’re taking poor quality medication and suffering the consequences; Child…
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David Lynch was not a conservative, neither was he far left. He certainly held some liberal views, and without a doubt some right wing ones too.
This is obvious from his work. Blue Velvet is a right wing film. As is Twin Peaks.
Ultimately he was an artist and a very kind and good man, from all outward appearances. Some people, believe it, aren’t reducible to a political ideology.

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@lunaafuchs2001 …Yes; but they have red hair ‘cos their brains are rusted…
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@xmiiru_ …I take Blockchain, DonaldCoin and ElonGoldenKey and MONOPOLY money…
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@xmiiru_ …This is your district Truant Officerbot and I’m definitely not ignoring you. Homework assignments HAVE all been emailed to your school portal; RIGHT…
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@midgetmariaaa …where are you hiding your shell (I’m a mollusk)…
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@InterstellarUAP …I didn’t realize X-FILES wuz still runnin’…
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🚨 😱 ALIENS ARE HERE - and they’re NOT our friends! 🛸👽
John Lear told George Knapp: “At least 70 different species… we’ve made a deal with the Grays for military technology… their digestive system is atrophied so they do cattle mutilations to absorb nutrients through their skin.”
He says the 1947 crash, MJ-12, live EBEs held at secret bases… it’s all real. “Unfortunately they’re not benevolent.”
What do YOU think? Is the government still covering it up? Have you ever seen a UFO? Would you trust them if they landed tomorrow? Drop your thoughts below 👀
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🚨KURT RUSSELL JUST OBLITERATED THE ENTIRE WOKE GENERATION IN ONE SAVAGE, NO-HOLDS-BARRED TRUTH BOMB THAT’S ALREADY EXPLODING THE INTERNET!
🔗 t.me/+1SEqScVBB19iN…
“RADICAL LEFTISTS ARE THE RESULT OF WHAT HAPPENS WHEN PARENTS FAIL TO DISCIPLINE THEIR KIDS.”
It’s 100% TRUE — all those helicopter moms who banned light spankings, refused to raise their voice, and coddled their precious snowflakes “so they wouldn’t get traumatized” have now created an entire army of entitled, fragile, iPad-addicted BRATS who scream, cry, and riot the second life gets hard!
Suck it up, buttercup — this is YOUR FAULT! Now we’re stuck with a whole generation of soft, godless, America-hating radicals who never heard the word “NO” in their spoiled little lives!
Kurt just dragged every weak parent and their unhinged offspring straight through the mud, and the left is MELTING DOWN!
SHARE THIS IF YOU’RE SICK OF THE iPAD BABY APOCALYPSE AND WANT REAL DISCIPLINE BACK!
Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.

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@RedPandaKoala …how so ‘Hippie’; my Child. You need to study the subject. That’s new-New Age and you’re waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too Square…
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🚨 The blonde hippie chick with dreads is now claiming to be a channeler for the Galactic Federation
"These are codes from a Lyran Queen who is a part of the Galatic Federation Council. She’s been communicating with me for over 10 years now. I have always been so afraid to share this side of myself it took a lot for me to record this, but have felt so affirmed by the amount of people who also believe and confirm everything I’ve been told. The truth is coming out faster and faster every day about our world and our history we have been separated from our galactic family for far too long and we are finally reaching a frequency to be able to see/feel/uncover the truth that has been kept hidden from us & remember who we are.
I had the most incredible moment with light language a few days ago, where my dear friend and I who have been working with translating stones and working with the magic of light language came to a moment where we realized we can actually activate others light language by speaking light language over them and speaking to their guides to help unlock this for them and wlwhat we experienced was so incredibly beautiful. We watched our other dear friends light language awaken inside of her! It was straight out of a dream and we were both being shown how when one person activates, it lights up thousands around them and I’m realizing more and more that people are opening up to this realm that I have felt so tapped into for most of my life that made me feel crazy but in reality all I’m seeing is more people tapping into the same realm and I have personally experienced so many miracles from using light language ranging from healing myself to witnessing other people heal people to healing my family members and shifting matter. I’m feeling more than ever so grateful and excited to share the deeper side of myself that I kept off social media I mean, obviously I’ve always been weird, but I’m even more weird than you guys even know ha ha ha ha ha ha so it’s about to get weirder, but the people who get it get it and the people who don’t will eventually get it but for now I’m here to help awaken the masses. "
- Shanin Blake
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