Jonathan Thaddeus

I know damn well her parents didn’t name her ‘Mexican scientist.’ What’s with these headlines? in 2026.

@pretty_nonye You should try take good care of your room first

Before you start liking me I don’t like short men with pot belly

The disrespect one of the greatest players of all time gets these days is INSANE Injuries have made people forget what a demon he was

@elonmusk @doganuraldesign Can't be real

@doganuraldesign Me too

Fuck it, man. I’m so sick of these algorithm changes.

@the_Lawrenz @0i0i0i01 But it can't bang my babe

Artificial intelligence is coming to take your job.

@klintoncod @web3anonymouss But it always Africa

If they bomb a random place in England like yorkshire with people losing their lives and prime minister travels to America to have dinner with Donald Trump, trust me UK people will make sure he is coming back to his personal house, not no 10.

@w_bravel They disrespected us and took things personal

Unrelated, But has Chelsea ever posted the other UCL winners like Mason Mount and Kai Harvetz?

@xend001 Ikwerre landlord that inherit their property

Apart from iphone users and bottle water drinkers, which other set of people behave as if they have made it in life 😂😭

@Amy_beke Elon lost son

Who is this guy??

@CFC_Janty Even Mbappe and Haaland are not even close

There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

@CFCMods It haters, let them hate Messi Ronaldo Neymar You can point your gun at me if you want

There has never ever been a version of Wayne Rooney that was better than Neymar, let’s respect ourselves please.

@drpenking What if they burn the scissors

This is the second fastest channel of HIV spread after sexual intercourse but let’s allow you to enjoy your short time on earth

🤲🏿💫❤️

This man seated beside me at GIG office has been removing cobwebs from his face for over 20mins now. It’s not normal, I know it’s spiritual. E dey do me make I change seat, make this thing no affect me.

@TouchlineX Fofana is still owning us

🚨 Most expensive signings in Chelsea FC history.

@Kemakillzzz @still_abee Your look like AI 😂😂😂

U.S Embassy 2026 World Cup Media Training❤️ Me sef no small.

@ObiaaBewu Yours looked like AI

Congrats to me❤️👏🏽

@itsTseTse If you have condom at home as a girl it means you're a hoe

My biggest fear as of now na make man give me belle. Pregnancy has ruined the lives of many ambitious women. If you’re a sexually active, ambitious woman in your early 20s, I highly recommend always having a condom to avoid stories that break the heart.