Jake Johnson

@LucasSa56947288 SHARTING

Was Donald Trump farting yesterday?

@ProjectLincoln This 13 MILLION DOLLAR repair job was done by the widely renowned firm, STUMBLEBUMS & STOOGES INC.

Fun fact: hydrogen peroxide is used as paint remover

@factpostnews Thank you JD for today's TRUMP BROADCAST OF LIES!

Vance claims Donald Trump has the highest IQ of any president in history: If you give Donald Trump an IQ test with the other 45 presidents that the United States has had, he'd be either near the top or at the top

@factpostnews But he proudly shows his IQ embroidered on the side of all of those MAGA hats!

Jared, Ivanka and EPSTEIN! facebook.com/share/r/18rcjx…

Trump is a LAUGHINGSTOCK IN IRAN! (AS WELL AS HERE AT HOME) World reacts to US-Iran deal to extend ceasefire, reopen Strait of Hormuz aje.news/71c7j7 via @AJEnglish

@Mollyploofkins It is so....very....Trumpish!

Trump's blue paint is peeling now

@igchampcom Prove that. All you have is this word. And we have seen how flexible his relationship with the truth is

President Trump is once again giving away his entire $400K presidential salary — a gesture of service and commitment. 😍 🅰️ Yes, I support it 🅱️ No, I don’t What’s your honest opinion? 🤔

@ksquared524 @itsmorganariel You're right. I think his father is a monumental POS too

@JakeJohnson77 @itsmorganariel You are projecting, pal

What happened to Barron Trump?

The sacrifices she makes FOR ITALY! #TikTok tiktok.com/t/ZP8sgnpyP/

@RonFilipkowski What a steaming load of horse shit from Petey Kegbreath

Negotiating to get what you want = Bad Spending tens of billions to bomb and kill to accomplish none of your original objectives = strength. For Hegseth, it’s not really about the result. It’s that he gets to blow things up.

@LucasSa56947288 Even though I saw my soul to the devil, I wonder if I can get a due over?

Look at the face of Marco Rubio at the G7 summit! What is he thinking right now?

Sleepless Trump, 80, Unravels in Overnight Air Force One Posting Meltdown thedailybeast.com/sleepless-trum… via @thedailybeast

@MAGAVoice I reject your PROPAGANDA

JUST NOW: It’s almost 4 AM and President Trump has just stepped off Air Force One back from G7 This Man is always focused on making America GREATER than ever before We are lucky to have him 🙏

He hasn’t smiled once in two years. He knows how bad Trump’s America is.

LET ME CRYSTAL BALL THIS: By November 3rd, the Iran conflict will be a distant memory. Gas will be under $2 a gallon and inflation will be under 2.5%. Jobs, wages, stocks and 401k's will be exploding higher. Trump will be coming off an amazing GOP convention and Democrats will get their asses handed to them at the ballot box.

Trump is DESPERATE: facebook.com/share/v/1FBBns…

@RonFilipkowski Yes. Its called the SURRENDER MONKEY APPEASE PRIZE

Does Nobel have a prize category for starting a war, surrendering quickly, then paying a fortune in reparations?

@atensnut Is thatvright?

DAMN!! He looks older than Trump.