Dandelion 💫👑

Dear perfume lovers, if people can smell you before they see you, you've used too much. This morning an asthmatic passenger nearly paid the price. 😭😩

But do you people still see my tweets??😂😂

@NigeriaStories @TheCableHaux And when the government gives in to their demand, they will move to another state, they will keep doing this till the whole country is Islam

@Queen_primis Just go with black or brown

Hard to decide on this one 🤔👇

@MyHeartcode I'm staying Dinner is served

If your date arrived looking like this, are you staying or leaving?

@HoodKaylee6728 Over 50

I scored 47 What's your score?

@SirDavidBent Imagine if bandits do mistake and it's your opay

Sudden credit alerts will embarrass you this weekend.

@UgonduV @SirDavidBent Mistaken or wrong transfer nko

@SirDavidBent Hmm i wanted to say amen buh i thought about who will send it🤔🤔🥹

@Khanstillday It's a floating staircase I believe work is still ongoing It'll look perfect upon completion

After we finish with bandit we go face Lagos Landlords and Agents 😭

@Nuna_zd This is South Africa 🇿🇦 I believe

Content went wrong. Police entered the scene, and no crime was reported. 😩

@KAHALA123Y Sometimes karma isn't fair

I've seen a man who was helping everybody when he had it, but when he needed help, nobody was there.

@kaptainjay01 @Chioma227 They didn't see your post

@Chioma227 Good morning unverified accounts 🙄

Good morning Verified accounts Today would be fruitful 🙏

@kaptainjay01 @Chioma227 😃😃🤣

@BigDEnergy000 Gm tweeps

Good morning 🌅 say “GM” gain 100+ organic mutuals.

@muheediva01 Passion doesn't pay the bills, money does. If I don't meet monthly targets, won't the pay be slashed? Let's stop the pretense here

It's hilarious when companies try to make it seem unethical to only be at work for the money. What other reason would I be here???

@muheediva01 Companies love saying: "Work with purpose." My purpose arrives on the last working day of the month

@muheediva01 Companies love pretending work is a calling until they need to cut costs. Then suddenly its just business

@muheediva01 Passion 😃

@brockpierson True 👍

🚨BREAKING: people will believe any random unsourced trash you post on 𝕏 so long as you prefix it with “🚨BREAKING”