Jason Cooper 🇺🇸 🇺🇦

Just got a preview of Crosley’s first grade pictures. At least we didn’t try to put him in a tie this year.

Forgot one

@HaikuJonah @Seanfucious

@Seanfucious EVERYBODY EVERYBODY EVERYBODY WANTS TO NO WE DON’T

Watched THE ARISTOCATS with my kids tonight. Disney really whiffed on that one.

No. 41 pick is in: #Bengals have selected Texas A&M DE Cashius Howell, per sources.

The White House says real estate investors Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff will go to Pakistan on Saturday for Iran negotiations. JD Vance and Marco Rubio are not going.

Just got a text... All I can say is WOW 👀 Stay tuned.

Oh no

From the NFL Draft: A wild story, as the #Eagles trade up for Makai Lemon... while he was on the phone with the #Steelers.

What a quote from a Steelers insider: "You know when the clock runs out on you in a fantasy football draft. And it auto picks a guy you don't want. That's what happened to the Steelers tonight." 🙃

⚡️ Satellite images show Russia is clearing mass burial sites near Mariupol to hide evidence of its crimes. 🧵 1/3 ⬇️

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍 This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: go.nasa.gov/4ak4Cdu

any update on a cure for cancer

If only there were a term for getting so unexpectedly hit with devastating information

BENNET: Do you agree that 89% of children who died from flu were unvaccinated? RFK Jr: I don't know the exact number BENNET: That is the exact number, Secretary Kennedy RFK Jr: *death growls* BENNET: You took down the HHS communications promoting the flu vaccine. Do you regret that?

Cost of sacking Liam Rosenior: £24m Cost of buying Sheffield Wednesday: £20m When sacking a manager costs more than a club in the Championship, it's probably time to start addressing those financial oblivion questions in football.

RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."

Which one of you White boys wanna recreate this picture with me?:

Trump: "I would've won Vietnam very quickly if I were president. Look at Venezuela. I took it over in 45 minutes."

Trump speaking to CNBC claims he could've "won" the Vietnam & Iraq wars in five months "Five months. I would have won Vietnam, very quickly. I would have, if I were president. I would have won Iraq in the same amount of time"

@The8bitidiot He just got the LSU job.

WTF ever happened to Daniel Tosh?

RT and ❤️ for a chance to win a signed Dexter Lawrence II Bengals helmet!