JAYPATHROS.

i often think about this..

This tax thing in Nigeria go too funny 😂 go penalize people wey dey jigawa, Bauchi, minna 😂 country no dey work, nothing is being done but you wan collect tax.

@TheFergusonWay Fantastic intro, but overrated show

Got me hooked in the first 2 minutes

@MoSalah @iam_commando You are a GOAT , doesn’t matter what COWragher says.

@Latifat_writes Hi, have you received any payment yet?

Someone said he hasn't gotten 1k views ever since he created his account. Guess what? He has a bluetick. I checked his page and scrolled down a little, but all I saw were reposted tweets and a few motivational tweets he made. Lmao, who told him the system works like that? When I came back January for this account, I was at 30+ followers. I heard about the monetization program, so I decided to give it a try. I started with a follow for follow method, and I failed. I was told I needed a bluetick to survive in the new street of X, and as the risk taker I was, I subscribed to my first blue tick with my allowance. (I saw shege banza that week) I tried the "Follow for follow" method again; It worked by increasing my followers, but my impression was nothing to write about. My first banger post was 20k+ The post wasn't planned. Just a random re-qoute and boom, it boomed! It was sweet at first. I replied to almost all the comments under the post, and the more I replied, the more it kept on gaining visibility. I tried to keep up with the momentum, but I got exhausted. I found out I wasn't creating from a point of authenticity. I was just creating to please. I paused. I observed. I shake my head. And I went offline for a while. I came back after my bluetick expired. I did not feel the need to compete. I did not feel the need to pressure myself looking for a certain number of impressions and verified users. I just create. During those moments, I tasted the sweetness of reading posts without rushing to comment or engage. The first posted I quoted with a calm mind did 200k+ views. I tried it again with another post, and I got 2.3M views. The pattern clocked, and I sticked to it. I was able to pull 6M+ views during those moments, and I only got to realize when I resuscribe. Guess what worked? Storytelling! Posting motivational tweets is not bad, but posting it every day isn't ideal. Oga rest, motivation is not a solution. We need something realistic. Talk about your experiences. Talk about something we can relate to. It can be school, work, likes, and dislikes. Just create from within so people can feel the rhythm. Another thing you need to practice is OBSERVATION. Don't just create. The worst thing that can happen to your content is not getting attention at all. Observe your TL. Observe when your mutuals are active. Hook them not with a perfect tweet, but something that will make them stop and say, "this makes sense." Well, this isn't a lecture. This is a slice of the masterpiece I got while growing this page. Guess what? I'm no longer that creator sitting on 30 followers. 🙈 I just checked my analytics, and I have pulled 2k+ followers and over 6M views over the few weeks. I did this not with ragebaiting contents. I did it with something I would never get tired of doing(storytelling). I'm still creating. I'm still learning, and the most important thing is that "I'm growing!"

He said if he leads Liverpool to a title and wins a record 3rd PFA POTY, he’s top 3 alongside Gerrard and Dalglish, leaving Souness and Rush behind. He did absolutely everything he asked for and he’s somehow ended up behind all of them 😂 This is pure hatred 😭

Yes, X is a full time job, don’t let anyone deceive you. You can make 10 million Naira a year from twitter. This is how. 1. Subscribe for @premium 2. Pray when you wake up for post to go viral 3. Login to @X 4. Post 20 tweets in the morning before 12 noon 5. Rest till 1 PM, in between that order food 6. Come back to tweet 30 posts before 4 PM 7. Rest till 6 PM and order dinner in between too 8. post another 50 tweets before 12 PM 9. Pray that your tweets gets to Twitter US timeline before you wake up 10. Sleep and dream like a baby 
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@jemmy_sancho 141 assist. lol. If you have to lie. Then deep down you know Bruno is better

David Silva Bruno 11 Trophies 🏆 2 Trophies 🏆 71 goals 108 goals 1 penalty goal 43 penalties 141 assists 100 assists Bruno Fernandes do spamming and get compared to legends

The Game & 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It (2005)

TRAGIC!!

Coolio Ft LV - Gangsta's Paradise (1995)

@noz_zyy And this right here is why you don’t judge players by trophies won.

dragging Sweden to WC and Arsenal to their first title in 22 years. my striker.

Do you people know the deadline to file your annual tax returns is next week Tuesday. They said even if you have zero income you must file, otherwise there will be penalty of 100k monthly and 50k subsequently.

Once you see a blue tick and a story that sounds like some Nollywood script, it’s most likely a made up story for Elon coins.

Is @DaveChappelle the king of standup?

Blood of God!

Your Honda is safe bro😭😭

things wey simp men dey do for women, you nor go really grasp the magnitude of the stupidity inside am until your sibling do am.

He was still Arsenal’s captain