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Jesstopherson
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greatest tweet of all time
Pop Base@PopBase
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Real needers pop off no matter what the matchup…
Fhantum@Fhantum_
Play 2 sets in 2 and a half hours and get popped off on in min min dk
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Shout outs to my fuckin girlfriend, she has turned me into the sleepler. Before we met I slept like 4-6 hours a night and now it's 7 hours minimum. Everything is easier when you're actually rested. My girlfriend is also just the best and super goated at everything I love her sm
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Literal footage of me pretending to be Darth Maul
positive side of X 🌞@positivityofx
I just want everyone to look at this Capybara
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Imagine virtue signaling so hard you pretend the potty isn’t scary
microplastics slime quest 🧫@facetedcarapace
Being so white you cannot tolerate any Asian food in the year 2026 is so embarrassing. It would be like admitting you never got potty trained because the toilet was too scary
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if i were a final boss, depending on how many of my minions you killed, i would get to 60% health and just drop my sword and say "all my friends are gone. i don't care anymore" and just stand there until you beat me to death or leave
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Growing up my parents made it VERY clear that ANY physical touch against our will was not okay, regardless of intent, including “harmless” tickling
Many parents do society a disservice by not raising their kids in this way
Skulk Of Roses@SkulkofRoses
Tickling is many children's first experience with rape culture, namely continued non-consensual touching in spite of a "No" and "Stop"
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When you’re beefing with a necromancer and they reanimate your grandma mid argument.
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The rejuvinator descending after getting mid boss
The Cake Lady@got_cake
Our bones are too dense to float or swim, they said. 😒 Meanwhile...
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#jackeylove: i first played lol years ago with my brother at a pc cafe […] the next day, when our parents came to catch us, we made a run for it, and i realized i had a talent for sensing ganks. that day was truly the most important flash of my career*
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