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I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said

I’m not from Pennsylvania I’m from Philadelphia, Philadelphia. City & state.

@NFL_DovKleiman Someone ask him what it’s like playing for the Eagles. Oh wait

Uh Oh: Jaire Alexander speaks on the difference between playing for the Packers and the Ravens... "It's simple. One is like being hired by your brother-in-law. The other is like working directly under the guy who invented Tesla." 😬😬😬

it’s ok not to have a passion. if you do, that’s wonderful. but if you don’t, do what brings you joy and peace. and if you don't know what that is, try new things - you never know what you'll learn about yourself.

Lately, I've been including this in my prayer: "If I'm not meant to have it, Lord, please remove the desire from my heart to want it, and help me find peace in its absence."

American went to Subway and ordered a 6 in sub. He noticed the sandwiches look a lot smaller He measures the sandwich, but watch what happens when he turns the sandwich sideways. It’s now about the thickness of a hotdog bun Subway was bought by a private equity firm in 2024

I know shit sucks right now. But don’t fuckin give up dude. You got people who need you to not give up. Even if you feel like you don’t have anyone in your corner. You can only prove them all wrong about you, if you don’t fuckin give in. You got this. Whoever you are.

This Isaiah Thomas interview never fails to make me laugh lmao 😂

This is a letter my uncle wrote to the NFL. I know many fans feel this same sentiment.

Bottom view of a cat that has fallen asleep on a glass table

@ShaneHaffNFL AY THANK YOU FOR THIS POST. He is grossly holding back this offense and, consequently, the team

Let me tell you what you are going to see when you look at the tape of your 4 consecutive 3 and outs to end the game: Drive 1: 1st and 10 slant flat with a backside TE screen that was never in play. This was a throw the ball to AJ Brown no matter what because it's the only possible route to throw play. Drive 2: QB sneak to get some breathing room, followed by a 2nd and 8 run out of 13 personnel, where the defense slanted hard to the play side because they knew you always run away from Grant Calcaterra's side (who you also asked to 1 on 1 block a DE btw) 3rd drive: Shotgun run out of 12 personnel with Grant Calcaterra as a puller, followed by a 2nd and 7 run with Dallas Goedert as a FB. 4th drive: 11 personnel run with Dallas Goedert as a FB (because that worked so well last time) followed by a 2nd and 13 shotgun run. Shotgun run out of 12 personnel with Grant Calcaterra as a puller followed by 2nd down run with Dallas Goedert as a FB 11 personnel run with Dallas Goedert as a FB followed by 2nd and 13 shotgun run You designed the inefficient plays. You called them. You put your offense in a situation where they were continually operating from 3rd and long, just like you have all year. The under-center boot legs that worked so well in the 1st half? Not called. The empty sets that worked so well last week? Not called. The RPOs that worked so well earlier in the season? Not called. Just run, run, 3rd down hitches or go balls. The only semblance of creativity was putting Dallas Goedert at FB which, in addition to being creative, was also stupid. It is honestly baffling how schemed to fail this offense is.

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

1 day you gotta wake up and decide “this ain’t it” and completely rebrand your life.

love is genuinely the whole point of this whole thing. life is nothing without love

please stop attacking the past versions of yourself. they did their best with what they knew at the time, and they got you here. it’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown, but please remember, your past self was never without worth.