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How’s this for a Pub salad?

Reform or restore can get in the fucking bin.

PG Tips are a fucking war crime. How are they still selling this shit?

I am in Huddersfield.

@manfuego007 We had six copies of this in my primary school library. I highlighted the bit where the crow says “piss off” in all of them

Hands up who knows what I’m reading rn

Back in the 90s, I used to love going to raves and all that came with it. Now it’s no caffeine after 4pm. Life init

Six years ago when the #dailymail were working as the Mount Batten Windsors personal PR team. All in on it aren’t they? Creeps

Get yourself some of this gear.

If I had to give a definitive answer, I’d probably say “Boobs”

My gym etiquette is playing this so loud you can hear it from my headphones. Chic - Everybody Dance (Atlantic Records 1977) youtu.be/TaEosHAPGCE?si… via @YouTube

Daylight saving is rubbish. When it gets to autumn, let’s just move the clocks back half an hour and split the difference. Save fucking about every six months

@00julesj I’m up for it, I dance as well as I can sing. 100% getting a golden buzzer

@Johnnyelbee Deal are we taking it in turns to lead and also be the backing dancer

Anyone else or just me, as soon as you buy gig tickets immediately play the band/artist albums. It’s like no I haven’t forgotten them, but just to be sure yes I want to see them 😁

@00julesj Let’s start a band.

@Johnnyelbee Oh I do that too, mixed with my wonderful singing voice it’s really quite something

Been gymming it to this rammer. youtu.be/lSjj0vzTU_Y?si…

I’ve gone up a shoe size, how does that work?

Possibly the funniest thing I’ve ever seen on the internet

I’m ill, lads.

@00julesj Only a weirdo would take their ow cutlery to a restaurant right? Right?

You ever start eating something and then get the ick thinking about all the gobs that have been around the fork 🤮

Off to the O2 to see Wu-tang clan tonight, this is big.