Jsmithbubble

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Jsmithbubble

@Jsmithbubble

I am an idiot, that is all.

NJ Присоединился Ocak 2018

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Jsmithbubble@Jsmithbubble·30 Ara

2026 New Years Resolutions -Meet her IRL -Don’t get drafted for a dumbass war -Hold her tight -Don’t die -ask her to be my gf -Get a raise/find a better paying job -have a date with her every week -get a new car -Tell her I love her every day -start to learn a new language

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1eozim@1eozinho01·1d

Pior é quando vc manda uma mensagem sabendo que n devia mandar e fica ansioso esperando uma resposta que demora a chegar e a cada segundo que passa vc só confirma como foi péssima a ideia de mandar msg

taco@tallkzx

Mandei uma msg e me arrependi, mas ja ta tarde demais pra apagar e tudo que me resta agora é aceitar o arrependimento me consumindo

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Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein·18h

Raise your hand if you would be perfectly OK with this outcome.

🦢@damnidc__

If we start firing every Man who committed sexual harassment in the last 30 years, the workforce will be 95% female.

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I'm Batman@BatmanTweetzz·1d

Nolan : Its a space Movie so keep the music simple Meanwhile Hans : Sureeee🗿

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mariana Z@mariana057·15h

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?” I replied, “No.” She responded, “How about now?”

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💗@ma1ybe·15h

Kind of bizarre how having the normal and correct opinion that not every space is for children gets twisted into you being some child hating monster

Zoya🕊️@Zoya_ki_batein

Angry bride struggles through vows as guest lets baby cry during ‘adults-only’ ceremony trib.al/WYgBoyI

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le.hl@0xleegenz·20h

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%

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Emma Vigeland@EmmaVigeland·9h

Soooo clearly Chappell Roan is being smeared by her old talent agency, which she left over the founder’s ties to Jeffrey Epstein, yes? And the sheep who hate that she’s actively disinterested in appealing to the male gaze are piling on?

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𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️@c0mmandderr·19h

Ben has no idea how this happened. Ben is smart enough to not ask questions 😭

Cjay@ced_jayy

recognized as the world's most identical twins, lucy and anna share the same boyfriend named ben. the twins insist there is no jealousy in their relationship and they would kiss ben one after the other

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Jsmithbubble@Jsmithbubble·6h

@willsgardevoir @Cyb4rAnG3L She’s still here in Spirit man…sometimes I think I see her still tweeting

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Niggapokemon333@willsgardevoir·10h

it hurts man.

Niggapokemon333@willsgardevoir

One of my favorite feet women died today I don't know what to do now

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Shitpost Ben@shitpostben·1d

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Scotia@Scotia834·1d

Capcom since March 17th, 2026

Street Fighter@StreetFighter

Play the Alex Update now and work the crowd in Street Fighter 6! 🤼‍♂️ Wrestle with Alex's Combo Trials and Character Guide ☀️ Catch some rays with the release of Dee Jay and Elena's Outfit 4 🏋️ Find new strength with an updated battle balance The weights are off. You ready?

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