KASZMYR

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KASZMYR

@KASZMYR

Everything is jokes. I really don’t give a shit about your think piece.

Присоединился Kasım 2020

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·25 Oca

Michael Jackson was so iconic for the Thriller video omfgggg. As a kid I couldn’t appreciate it because I was scared shitless but the concept, wardrobe, and choreography was fucking 57/10. Then Vincent Prince narrating the end with that monologue and laughter. Goodness.

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·3h

This was silly and yall voting is hilarious 😭

KASZMYR@KASZMYR

If Michael Jackson were alive today and invited Shannon Sharpe to one of his studio sessions to kick it… Who you think would let out the first “hee-hee”

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·1d

I think my wax lady mad at me for not coming back sooner because she just waxed my coochie whole. Thats not a typo or a pun. She slathered the wax on the whole coochie and snatched it all off at once. I left the table looking like this here :

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popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️@milkyy_tweets·23 Nis

No baby he’s included

loid@Iveslueur

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

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Mabintou@mabintou·3d

I’m actually a big fan of women revealing why they broke up with a man. There’s no need to maintain their image.

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·2d

LMFAO deadass cause he fuckin sucked

Sara@SaraCivian

Bruh 😭😭😭

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CHANEL MURDER@ChanelMurder·2d

idk how anyone be perceiving me im unpredictable as fuck lmao so good luck with that

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YEAH! And Snap Ya Fangas On them violins gonna hit

r ì ć h@richgotpics

That lil Jon show orchestra at the fox lookalike it’s gonna be a grand time.

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BIG BAD CHUCK ✰@yawningemoji·4d

…… fatphobia is not okay unless it’s targeting dj akademiks. his bobble headed knock-kneed ass needs to be drawn & quartered

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·3d

@darlingnicki__ Ain’t no telling 😭

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Nicki Haley@darlingnicki__·3d

@KASZMYR Lmfaoooo! Like if he had all that we would have known, right?

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·3d

AI must be short for ASS INFLATED

Nicki Haley@darlingnicki__

This AI???????????

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·3d

@tlr926 He stacked up! 😭

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I lost another account 😮‍💨@tlr926·3d

@KASZMYR 😂

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Amizo@AfricanKhaIeesi·4d

Down to the cruel working conditions 😭

salina@bambinasalina

Joe Jackson is responsible for k-pop

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KASZMYR@KASZMYR·3d

Loved this

garçon@boymolish

I’m convinced Cathy is every fashion girls dream fairy godmother because wow the pieces

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now you stay out of this mr. lindsay lohan daddy!@diewearingdior·3d

Slept the entire day away again. 😩

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megan crave@megancraves·4d

timeline cleanse.

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The Neighborhood Publicist@nhoodpublicist·4d

Watch all the men who been calling Klay lame turn into fans of him. You know they love men who mistreat women that would never give them the time of day.

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BIG BAD CHUCK ✰@yawningemoji·4d

shouldn’t u be somewhere holding it open for the canadian you funky, greasy, flatfaced dogheaded degenerate bastard berenstain bear faced ass LOSER BITCH??????

DJ Akademiks@Akademiks

Klay Thompson bout to have his best season ever next year… some women … ur life just goes to shit when u wit em.. u leave em… you start prospering ur skin starts glowing… God rewards u

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