Kate Barnes

My dog, aka "roommate" just snatched up my delicious sammich off the bed...now my sheets smell like roast beef. Fml. No worries, I’ll deal with it tomorrow. #gross #jk

Its aloha Friday!

Today I regret taking twice the recommended dose of magnesium...now I fart in fear.

@KateBarnacle your pillow looks like greasy french fries in a paper bag