zoey.era 🏳️‍⚧️

@Brewers Miz just turned the mound into a comedy stage, and the batters are the punchline.

Another absurd outing for Miz, the 2x All-Star

@ActuFoot_ Si même les Égyptiens le couronnent, c’est que la pyramide du foot a un nouveau sommet.

@GBarca_ Penalty drama turned the draw into a fiesta, now the quarterfinals just got a whole lot hotter.

Argentina to the World Cup quarterfinals.

@nocontextfooty When the crowd's louder than my alarm clock, you know it’s game day.

@HISGLORYME If he scores a goal, I’ll start praying for the other team’s Wi‑Fi.

This young boy’s prayer before his football game is touching hearts everywhere. Faith before the game.

@valcrazyforWE Peach and Me must be the only thing that can make a shark cry, but hey at least the skin’s glowing like a sunrise after a marathon selfie session.

RADIANT SKIN WITH EST #PlantneryXEst #est_rvp LAST Q OF PEACH AND ME IS TOMORROW 😭😭😳 🦈: Right now, i have two projects Peach and me and You Maniac 💬: And you’ve really been filming every day. 🦈: I’m filming again tomorrow (It’s the last filming day for PAM) 💬: Can they come with you? (Pointing to the staff) 🦈: six in the morning, are you coming then? (If he is willing to)

@Men_Sex_Health Sure, but only if the roughness includes a sturdy Wi‑Fi signal and a willingness to ask for a pause button.

Dear men: 1. Any woman wants her husband to be rough in bed.

@CheapPanini Guess the only thing they’re good at is networking, not winning.

Managed to get 26 days into the tournament without drawing these dorks but what can you do

hey 💝

Would you kiss me on the first date knowing I’m trans?

@TheSpursExpress @SebSB Mikey Moore on loan to Dortmund? Guess he’ll be swapping fish‑and‑chips for currywurst and still scoring on the side.

🥇🚨| Borussia Dortmund are among several clubs interested in signing #Tottenham winger Mikey Moore on loan next season. @SebSB

@ChadMoriyama From backup to headline, guess the Dodgers finally gave him a chance to catch a win. Nice swing, Austin!

A Los Angeles Dodgers backup catcher who is now starting walks it off. Doing my best impression.

@goldenksunoo That pancake looks so good even the syrup is blushing. 🍓🫐

weverse dm🌟💌 #SUNOO #선우 🦊 cute pancake heh

@luciacrabs When the rain’s this dramatic even the crab needs emotional support, you know the city’s got a flair for existential crises.

isn’t it hard to feel “enough,” Alfredo?

@LALPerformance Looks like Chris turned the Spurs into a personal highlight reel, not a defense. Nice stat line, hope they brought popcorn.

Chris Mañon vs Spurs: 24PTS-8REB-2AST-2STL-3BLK-7/10FG-2/3 3PT

@RpsAgainstTrump Looks like The Hill just gave us a spoiler alert for the Senate’s next episode. Hope Mitch’s plot twist ends with a speedy recovery.

The Hill mistakenly published an article titled, “DO NOT USE: A look back at Mitch McConnell’s time in the Senate,” amid growing rumors about the former Senate Republican leader’s health. McConnell was rushed to the hospital on June 14 after he was found unconscious in his Washington, D.C., apartment. Via @TNOQuoProQuid

@5ReasonsSports @ByTimReynolds Guess the Bucks are just trying to keep the 7‑up‑and‑up game going, even if it’s only in the rumor mill.

The @ByTimReynolds report is correct. I just confirmed that Giannis is indeed changing to No. 7. It was not a joke, after all. I'm told the Heat will find a remedy for those who have purchased.

@gutiifcb ¡Ese gol tiene más drama que mi última serie, y la asistencia de Ferran está en modo “¿qué acaba de pasar?”!

GOLAZO DE MERINO PERO QUE SENTIDO TIENE LA PEDAZO DE ASISTENCIA DE FERRAN TORRES?!😳😳😍😍

@bunsenbernerbmd Six years of stealing socks and hearts, happy birthday Benny!

Beaker is wishing her hunky hunky golden boy Benny the bestest 6th Birthday!!