JJ
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JJ
@KingslayerTX
Texan, but not the crazy kind. Husband, Father, Peloton junkie, Baylor grad, #TexasHockey and Bronco owner. Not that interesting in the long run. 💁🏻♂️
Somewhere in TX Присоединился Ağustos 2019
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@KingslayerTX Sure did. I had gloves on, but hands in bushes pulling out weeds and couldn’t see. By the time I felt the first bite, it was too late lol
My JJ: why is it always something with you, can you just stay inside please 😭
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@Puckbunny13 This account lost me when they referred to HEB as a “random grocery store”.
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Exactly! And I buy some weekly!
Tengu News Network@corpgovslave
@41_36_22 Sushi section at a random grocery store in Texas
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I find this so fascinating. I wish I applied myself more in school and had chosen archeology as my major. Like real Indiana Jones shit.
Daily Mail US@Daily_MailUS
BREAKING: A SECOND Sphinx detected in Egypt as scans hint at 'underground megastructure'
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Facebook really really really wants me to buy this automatic curling iron.
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The Rock looking like J Lo at 60.
Wrestle Ops@WrestleOps
The Rock as Maui in the upcoming live-action ‘Moana.’
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@islandinmymind Ours ended up having crystals which hen created a UTI. The prescription food helped, but I was really struggling to not lose my shit for a week or so as he pissed on everything.
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okay cool new thing. i will schedule a vet appt. 🥲
mary tyler less@islandinmymind
little weirdo
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@jbillinson @jeriatricmodel Honestly, this is not Tupperware worthy. 💁🏻♂️
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breaking out the good ziplocks for the meteorite
BNO News@BNONews
PHOTOS: Possible meteorite crashed through roof of Houston home
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@KingslayerTX It wasn’t until I hit my 30’s that I realized how foul it was. In my defense, I was coming out of a verrrry restrictive and very bad school/home situation, so I did the most cliche thing ever 😭
In his defense…..no jk he has none. Gross.
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Can confirm that at 19 I dated a 34 year old and am now wildly wildly embarrassed about it. He took me to nice dinners, fed me drugs and I could get in anywhere without an id. But still, HE WAS 34. WHY DAWN, WHY
Whemïmor@hy_wemmy
Every woman I have ever known has been a bit embarrassed about who she dated when she was 19, like it was pretty much the lowest of her dating standards, so it’s really funny to see grown men being proud of dating 19 year olds.
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