Kat Gordon

There is nothing quite like getting on the wrong bus in the rain and ending up in the middle of nowhere

So my car comes back from the garage but now my key wont unlock the door...

@jasonware8 watching despicable me 2 surrounded by small children... Is this what it feels like to be Jamie?

@TTorkington sitting in the cinema. Im easily the oldest person here without supervision

@TTorkington Friday. With a cheeky trip to McDonalds for a happy meal first

@TTorkington I just booked my tickets for despicable me.... So excited!!!

Pulling shitty leaves off the cabbages... Im sure there are better things to be doing right now

@TTorkington quick now is your chance...

Watching the downfall of Anne Boleyn and all my mum can say is how ugly the actress playing Anne is. Thank god there isn't an Anne of cleves

If there's one thing I don't need its being told how to do my job by a middle aged woman who works on a checkout for a living

Being thrown out of your room at 7.30 this morning to have the socket ripped out the wall. Not the best start to the day...

Standing at the bus stop slyly under somebodies umbrella

I don't think I've ever seen anyone out for a run with their clutch before?

Walking along the road sunglasses and sandals just behind the bloke in a jumper, coat and scarf. One of us looks really stupid

Finally cracked and cleaned the house for fear of contracting something...

This is what happens when we leave @MichaelMumfor

@TTorkington defiantly bridesmaid at the wedding!

@TTorkington we do to win back your man :)

@TTorkington I'm devastated. But they will have the cutest Essex babies