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@opticalhalos Golden retriever aesthetic ? I don’t look like a dog ? Do I ?

@LIONRAGED I think you are extremely handsome. Only some can pull the golden retriever aesthetic off without it being annoying. It isn’t.

@opticalhalos Well that’s the beauty of diners you don’t have to dress super fancy for them . What do they even taste like ?

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@opticalhalos Maybe you , not me . I’m fine with what I wear already I don’t need anything fancy . That doesn’t sound entirely appetizing . . .

@LIONRAGED But are we not beautiful men? We should look our best no matter what. Like chalk, sometimes there are tasty bits like trapped gas that gushes out.

@opticalhalos That makes sense . Just a diner . It’s quiet and has decent food . Probably not as good as space rocks .

@LIONRAGED I consume space rocks that gravitate towards the sun because it is how I get energy. Where are you taking me?

You play too much , Judas .

@opticalhalos Were you eating sedimentary rocks this whole time ? Let’s go .

@LIONRAGED Mn.. not usually. Let’s get something to eat, rocks aren’t cutting it.

@opticalhalos Usually , I do . Sometimes .

@LIONRAGED You will listen to me.

@opticalhalos // I M FUCIJNG CRYING LMFAOOOOO

@LIONRAGED BOT

WHO LIKED THAT TWEET ?!?!

@opticalhalos She probably did I just never listened .

@LIONRAGED Did your mother not teach you to keep your hands to yourself..

@opticalhalos I’m right here .

@LIONRAGED I want you.

@opticalhalos That sounds like you want to get punched .

@LIONRAGED You couldn’t whack me in the ribs if you tried.

@opticalhalos Better . Sorry . I don’t want to whack you in the ribs on accident or anything .

@LIONRAGED ( Sigh. One gigantic step back. Stars forbid. )

hold me back

@opticalhalos Can you just take one step back ? I would like a little bit of arm room .

@LIONRAGED I like standing behind you.

@opticalhalos You’re really close . . Do you need something ?

@LIONRAGED ( Shifting to move over. ) Better or worse?

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Boxer Max why not

@opticalhalos You’re welcome . [ staring for a moment . . . ] you’re . . a little close .

@LIONRAGED Thank you. ( All is well in the sun! No wars to start or finish, just Judas perched over Andries like some weird bird. )