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rather have no friends than fake friends

@heysantos_83 wow.. the fact that there was no pictures of the wedding or her own " partner " was actually very deceptive.

I’m supposed to take this to my grave but..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 during my relationship with this girl, one time she called me and said she feels like doing something adventurous so we should go on a cake date. I asked myself what’s adventurous about going on a cake date but I was like okayy cool no yawa. So by close of work, she came to pick me up from the office and we headed straight to the bakery. Before we got there she said “Santo just play along” I was like what are you talking about and she said, “Santorini just play along”. I kept my cool and followed her. When we got to the counter, she told the lady we are about to get married and we would like to order a wedding cake but first, we would like to try their flavors... my jaw just dropped😂😂 I was about to deny it and she gave me some eye eerrhh😂. Luckily, the lady didn’t notice, so we sat down and were served various cakes in different flavors. After tasting them, my girlfriend showered the baker with praise, telling her it was the best cake she had ever eaten. She even told the baker that we would return with our own custom design. The baker was thrilled because my partner told her our budget for the cake was N900k. That was how we managed to have a "cake date" without paying a cent. The cake was actually quite good; however, a week after that date, she began acting strange. She rarely answered my calls and was very slow to reply to my messages. Whenever I asked to see her, she offered flimsy excuses. I was deeply hurt, and every time I complained, she just came up with more excuses. One day, while I was walking through town, I spotted the baker. I tried to hide, but she saw me and approached. She asked if we had enjoyed the wedding cake and said she hoped that what they delivered was exactly what we had ordered. I was completely confused because I had no idea what she was talking about. She then added that my "wife" had come in with her brother a week prior to show them the design they wanted, and that someone had picked it up that Saturday. I played along and said it was really nice and that everyone...

One messy scene that never gets old 😅

😭😭😭 now this is a funny episode why did they prank Barbara like that #AbbottElementary

Sexually reserved men are the BEST. Well behaved, he won’t steal a kiss, touch you inappropriately but boy if you give him consent? FINISHED.

this is a top tier joke

When I tell people I get up with my husband every morning at 4:30am to pack his lunch and make him a hot breakfast they asked me if his arms were broken so I don’t think they want to hear it.

@trillary_banks_ LMAOOO cause they definitely be heavy on the onion

How young is too young for deodorant because my 5 year old smell like white castle

He didn’t just “pass away”. He was murdered. By his own father, Marvin Gaye Sr- with a gun he gave him as a birthday gift. A tragedy of Shakespearian proportions.

@jiggyjayy2 i swear i thought she was mid 30s 😂😂😂😂

Wait she was step mom to 1 and a mother to 2 , by 26?! she's living in a 90's kind of world😭

@luanwantsu & it's sad they even got caught & still going crazy. their whole reply thread is full of hate. but it's good i got ya!!

@Launtra just fucking my brand up for no reason 😭

if you see this account on the tl constituting nuisance, please know that it is NOT ME please, and please help me report it😭

Absolutely same with racism

@nickimoraa i love my freedom.

Childfree women…what’s the silliest reason you have for not wanting kids. I’m not talking about world problems or financial reasons (because duh) but the ones that others would find dumb. I’ll go first: spending my weekends watching kids sports would be a special form of torture to me 🤣

@_iamjamila i'm so tired of his raggedy voice!!!

He’s so stupid lmfaooo a lot of diabetics have sugar DROPS so yes they need a lot of sugar really fast to bring their levels up.

@MAHA_Action like why is he even over everyone's HEALTH? his isn't even in check & he doesn't have a damn clue what he is even talking about 😭😭😭

RFK Jr. just shared that hospitals were giving diabetics foods like Jell-O and Coca-Cola that worsen their condition. “A diabetic woman… was immediately offered… a Jell-O and a Coca-Cola.” “And a number of other foods that all contain sugar that are all gonna injure their metabolic system and aggravate their diabetes.” “We have the best doctors… and the finest hospitals in the world.” “But… they haven’t recognized the most important tool of medicine today is good food.”

@Cbandz58 @cvntydeity but i definitely can & i am. wassup bitch ass boy?

@Launtra @cvntydeity yo squirrel ahh cant talk🤣

oh okay cause i thought…

@DHarleyquinn_ not even JUST THAT!! if you ask the size & they say average just know it ain pushing over a 5inch 😭😭😭😭

If u ask a nigga for a 🍆 pic and he refuses to send it, he got a small 🍆

On bro because them big dick niggas a send that shit in a heart beat because they know they shit big 😂😂

@1keezybaby courage easily

Dexter’s laboratory or courage the cowardly dog?