Alexander Jamieson

@LessThanJR is this Facebook?

Fucking hate everything right now

The New Years is where people renew their "it's a new year new me" card. They think it's gonna change and make them not a hoe anymore. We know you.

So sick

Tweeting again you dildos

Getting some egg rolls oof

Fuck most things happening right now.

@awsten Wtnh picks up everything. They might even fuck it up. But yeah glad you guys caught the guy. Don't need that kinda bs on tour.

ALSO FOR THE RECORD, THAT MONEY WAS FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE LOL WE DON’T CARRY CASH CITY TO CITY LIKE THAT BECAUSE WE’RE NOT VILLAINS FROM GRAND THEFT AUTO AND WE SURE AS HELL DON’T LEAVE IT “LAYING AROUND THE BUS” IN A FUCKIN BOX HAHA GOD WHY IS THIS REAL wtnh.com/news/connectic…

I’M SO HAPPY CRIMINALS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID. SOMEONE ON OUR TOUR “ALLEGEDLY” TRIED TO STEAL TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS FROM US AND WE “CAUGHT” THE SHIT OUT OF HIM. FUCKING IMBECILE LOL ENJOY UR “ALLEGED” FELONY.ALSO FOR THE RECORD WE HAVE A SOLID, SAFE $ SYSTEM, HOMEBOY “LIE.”

I’M GIVING CANDY OUT AT MY PARENTS HOUSE UNTIL THE BUS GETS HERE AND THESE GIRLS CAME TO THE DOOR AND ONE WAS LIKE “..ARE YOU AWSTEN FROM WATERPARKS..” AND I SAID YA AND SHE SAID ONE TIME I MADE HER SMELL MY ARMPIT AT A MEET AND GREET AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OMG

HEY GUYS I GET A LOT OF QUESTIONS ABOUT HOW I SING AND DIFFERENT VOCAL WARM UPS/TECHNIQUES SO I MADE THIS TUTORIAL VIDEO FOR YALL, GOOD LUCK AND LEMME KNOW IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS :) youtu.be/52SCZvryq4I

So its acceptable to fuck everyone else's girlfriends but when I bang your mom it's a problem?

I DON’T CARE ANYMORE, TOES ARE JUST WORSE FINGERS, DON’T @ ME

Catching feelings is so stupid.

OK SO YESTERDAY I SAW NEWS CREWS OUTSIDE OF WARPED TOUR AND JUMPED OUT OF THE CAR TO TALK TO THEM. THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER ACCOMPLISHED. ENJOY.

NO GIRL HAS EVER RUN THROUGH AN AIRPORT AND STOPPED ME FROM GETTING ON AN AIRPLANE AND THAT’S HOW I KNOW LOVE IS FAKE

i’d much rather be a spectacular failure than a boring success.

@therealroseanne @DrJaneRuby If there's no more episodes than I have a question. How far did you get into making season 11¿

@DrJaneRuby not true