Oshawott 🦦

87.2K posts

Oshawott 🦦 banner
Oshawott 🦦

Oshawott 🦦

@LewisTheSloth

(He/They) of the day

North Carolina Присоединился Mart 2020
284 Подписки397 Подписчики
Закреплённый твит
Oshawott 🦦
Oshawott 🦦@LewisTheSloth·
Me
Oshawott 🦦 tweet media
6
1
34
0
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Valérie 💫
Valérie 💫@valerie_on_e·
if you can't eat broccoli as an adult it's genuinely such a skill issue just cook it better
matt@ruffledsavior

thinking about #men while having sex with my wife

English
340
568
17.6K
252.7K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Vic 🌮
Vic 🌮@VicVijayakumar·
wife said that she listened to a podcast where the host said cities don’t plant fruit trees everywhere because they hate homeless people and I said no your host is wrong and it has to do with pest control, pollution absorption, inefficient shade, and because fruit tree maintenance is considerably harder than how you can ignore crepe myrtles for 90 years, and now i'm the bad guy
@melissa@melissa

i don't get mansplaining hate. men are born in the splain. molded by it. it's a load bearing father pillar. in the last 5 mins we've gone from speed of bullets to light to sound. sonic boom. i'd kill myself if i had to do this progression. we're now at how long dinosaurs are dead

English
104
532
20.9K
1.4M
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Canton Straits
Canton Straits@straits_canton·
Canton Straits tweet media
ZXX
28
590
4K
136.7K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Rich Condon
Rich Condon@RichardPCondon·
Happy Appomattox Day to all who celebrate, and even those who don’t.
Rich Condon tweet media
English
32
1.2K
6.9K
97.3K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Polling USA
Polling USA@USA_Polling·
HAPPY CONFEDERATE LOSERS LOST THE WAR DAY
Polling USA tweet media
English
232
5K
38.4K
586.5K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
💗
💗@ma1ybe·
A woman who’s almost 60 having a pair of $800 earrings and wearing them to arguably the most important event of her life is not a story. I think y’all need to leave the house more.
🦢@damnidc__

kamala harris was not wearing earphone earrings during the debate. she was wearing $800 tiffany & co pearls. instead of pushing conspiracies how about we point out that most americans would kill for $800 in their savings, not on their ears, and she’s out of touch that way.

English
273
5K
125.3K
2.9M
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
OregonMapGuy, IQ 277
OregonMapGuy, IQ 277@OregonMapGuy·
all the trends I like continue all the trends I don’t like revert ahh map
OregonMapGuy, IQ 277 tweet media
English
3
15
367
14K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
JD
JD@Nasaaeaoa·
The Narrowly Republican Suburban County On The Southern End of a Major Metropolitan Area That Is Rapidly Shifting Left Caucus
JD tweet mediaJD tweet mediaJD tweet mediaJD tweet media
English
8
15
303
21.9K
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Gamerdog
Gamerdog@GamerdogSSB·
I'm 22. Just bought food from Panda Express No help from my parents. No luck involved. Had a vision, and pulled it off.
Gamerdog tweet media
English
286
4.8K
79.1K
1.2M
Oshawott 🦦 ретвитнул
Beetle
Beetle@ragevshairdryer·
@tlactl I like the hand flag! Maybe a reddit opinion I have is that I like putting the solar eclipse on our flag, as the moon appearing to be the same size as the sun from earth is a pretty unique feature of our planet, but as a flag for humanity I love the hand. It's so perfect.
English
4
5
782
61.7K