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@Jereamiah19Kilo @PaulMarcoe The trees. The witch. The monkeys. The man behind the curtain. And flicking water at someone just to see if they melt.

@PaulMarcoe These freakish monkeys always scared me as a kid

4 things I think most GenX was afraid of. Acid Rain Quick sand Bermuda Triangle Amnesia What else?

@PaulMarcoe Triffids 💀

@campbellclaret Not the fake war expert?? It’s certainly taken the Epstein heat off number 10 that’s for sure We are still waiting for the messages/ emails…

Am I the only one to be a tad suspicious that the Iran war was started to get Epstein out of the headlines, and now they’re using Epstein to get the Iran war fiasco out of the headlines?

@PolitlcsGlobal F off!! Has he made a return to comedy? We might be more equipped if we hadn’t given him everything we’ve got. No doubt another imminent trip to London with his begging bowl …

🚨🇬🇧 NEW: President Zelenskyy has called on the UK to rejoin the EU to help preserve European security

@FT The pied piper of lies himself.

London mayor takes aim at social media companies over disinformation ft.trib.al/6FwDH3s

@DawnButlerBrent @SadiqKhan He needs to get a grip on crime. We see the tents that rival skid row. We see the underreported knife crime. Even in beautiful expensive areas such as Primrose Hill. He and labour are doing their very best. At destroying our capital. Up your standards dawn.

Important intervention by @SadiqKhan Social media companies need to be held to account.

@campbellclaret Coming from a war criminal!!

He is a crook. And remains one despite being pardoned by Trump. Indeed a Trump pardon makes it worse BadLoss

@BillMelugin_ @MaxiMumMother Imagine having an effective border force 🤔🤦🏻‍♀️

NEW: Border Patrol caught & arrested four British nationals entering the US illegally in a remote part of Maine after crossing from Canada. Their names: Ali Mohammed Ali Abdullah, Hameed Mohammed Nagi, Ibrahim Ayyub Khan, and Mohammed Sultan Saleh. robinsonreport.substack.com/p/four-british…

@itvnews @Peston Honestly I’m surprised peston didn’t ask him his favourite colour!! Favourite snack. Lowball stuff

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer has told ITV News' Talking Politics podcast that he is "fed up" with families in the UK seeing their bills go up and down "because of the actions of Putin or Trump". The exclusive interview with ITV News' Political Editor @Peston is the prime minister's first since the establishment of a fragile two-week ceasefire deal made between the US and Iran. itv.com/news/2026-04-0…

@Iromg It’s why wet wipe peston and big Beff get exclusives* with him Chums

Possibly the most boring interview of all time. Soft ball questions, hopeless stances and downright toadyism, fucking useless…

@OkayBiology Out of the country maybe 🤔👀

The case has been delayed for a week because of mysterious 'administrative matters' that cannot be reported. As a result of this delay, the outcome of the 5 week trial won't be known until after the local elections. #EverGetTheFeelingYouveBeenCheated

@Ed_Miliband You will be prosecuted for this in years to come. Vandalism!

1/ Today as we approve Springwell Solar farm, set to be the UK’s largest approved power‑producing solar farm, @NESO have confirmed a new solar record, with over 14.4GW of clean power generated at the peak. independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…

@afneil Not TEmU Tony Third Tate brother 👀😂

Wow Tiny Tony’s misogyny is off the charts. What a rapscallion

@MattCas04807118 ‘Kin ell 💀

Andrew Jones is a Green Party candidate who is after your vote in Oldham.😂 Mothman talks for him but they let him briefly speak at the end.😳😳 Who could vote for that big child with no communication ability or social skills whatsoever.😂 Cut your hair son, shower and smile more.🫡

@MDC89835152 @KerridgeTony @afneil And … He’s a nasty TEmU Andrew Tate 👀🚩

@KerridgeTony @afneil Not sure you should be calling anyone a misogynist.

BREAKING NEWS from Tehran. ‘We comply. Whatever she says. Consider it done.’ PS Is HMS Dragon feeling better?

@GilgameshI92339 @afneil And a bitch

@KerridgeTony @afneil You are the "man" who called Kemi Badenoch a "smug, lying cow" less than two weeks ago; yet you call Andrew Neil a misogynist for criticising the content (or lack thereof) of Yvette Cooper's remark. Hypocritical onanist.

@Anitaaaa_W @afneil And this

@KerridgeTony @afneil “Nasty old misogynist”

@PhilHannon @KerridgeTony @afneil You are a nasty misogynist bastard aren’t you Tony? But only if it’s a Tory?

@KerridgeTony @afneil This you Tony 🤔

@koshercockney Unsure but he’s certainly looking a bit flushed around all those handsome men 👀

What’s he saying here?

Tragic.