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Mayor of Simp City
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Mayor of Simp City
@LittleTXMonster
I'm so dope
Texas Присоединился Şubat 2009
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Romans suffer massive cortisol spike after Jesus brutally resurrectionmoggs them
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i wish i could ask dallas if he knows what thunder is - he’s not afraid of storms so it’s like what does he think that loud af sound is? sleeps right thru
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@jasminpigemoji there’s a youtube video up rn i think of her walking around outside naked 🤣
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as a little monster, I can say with confidence that I have seen lady gaga's pussy at least 5 separate times
mira@sedhora
u guys can’t use transphobia to defend this if lady gaga posted her bare pussy or justin bieber his dick everyone would go ballistic and call them perverts too. there is no reason to be posting your privates publicly to INSTAGRAM of all places
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Ilona Maher commentating this bball game and they’re just yapping with the stud buds lmao
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so lucky to see this 🥹 (even tho again, it’s scary af)
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
New look at Earth during sleepy time. (Source: Artemis II Crew)
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love saying ‘why would i lie?’ when someone accurately guesses im lying, there’s so many reasons i would lie
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like this can’t be right? 😭 there’s so much emptiness
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i was riding my bike and saw this teenager throw his empty cup into the creek and his friend stopped like “why would u do that? you’re a terrible person”
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📲 | Mexican Icon, Carlos Rivera performs a mariachi-style cover of Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia.”
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i was so addicted to tiktok that even tho i haven’t scrolled there since Nov when i get in bed i still feel the inclination
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finally put most of my art back up and i can already tell im gonna have to redo most of it, its not right yet
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Lili reinhart’s forbidden fruits (of her labor on riverdale)
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Someone please make Moneyball 2: WNBA labor negotiations, starring Meryl Streep as Nobel laureate Claudia Goldin, and take my money.
Amanda Litman@amandalitman
Claudia Goldin won the Nobel Prize in economics - as a treat, she took on volunteer role helping the WNBA players negotiate for the biggest pay increase a union has ever received - a nearly 400% raise. This is badass. wsj.com/economy/wnba-p…
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one of my instagram friends who is a woman in STEM, UConn alum, posts about the men’s bball team every year but never the women’s team 😭
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